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MBTI Type Descriptions (Funny)

persianeyes

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Messages
107
MBTI Type
INFP
ENFJ: "Busybody"
Life's backseat drivers. They seem to know just what's wrong with everybody else's life and have a plan to fix it.

INFJ: "Messiah"
Characterized by the burning desire to change the world, which desperately needs everyone to be NF.

ENFP: "Muckraker"
Creator of hype, distortion, and the perversion of media of information to be wallows of mindless emotionalism.

INFP: "Fanatic"
Always searching for an Answer with a capital A. Unlike the INFJ, they are usually openminded enough to realize the current one isn't good enough after a few years.

ENTJ: "Tyrant"
Knows better than everyone how things should be done and works tirelessly to obtain the power to make it happen that way.

INTJ: "Crackpot"
All facts which don't fit their theories are just wrong. The more all-encompassing and less applicable to reality the theories, the better.

ENTP: "Frankenstein"
The salvation of the world is to be found in this new nanotronic frannistan, of which he just happens to have an almost-working model...

INTP: "Nerd"
What? you mean people actually talk to each other using mouths and ears instead of keyboards????

ESTJ: "Stuffed Shirt"
No imagination, no flexibility, no common sense, no capacity for tolerance of others with different priorities.

ISTJ: "Bean Counter"
Like the ESTJ but with less vision.

ESFJ: "Gossip"
Like the Busybody, but characterized by the urge to backstab instead of trying to help.

ISFJ: "Sidekick"
Doesn't need much meaning in life, just a person (or baby or pet or car) to spend all their time ministering to.

ESTP: "Beer Drinker"
Loud, crude, plays team sports, kisses and tells. These are the people beer commercials are made for.

ESFP: "Clown"
Always the class troublemaker, they have no respect for anybody or anything. Good at snide wisecracks.

ISTP: "Assasin"
Hates people, and is good at killing them. Young ISTP's are good at killing pictures of people in video games.

ISFP: "Snob"
Revels in the elaborate sensations of wine and paintings and music that are completely indistinguishable to ordinary people. Likes flowers.

Can you relate? :D
 

tovlo

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May 2, 2007
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MBTI Type
INFJ
Can you relate? :D

Not really.

INFJ: "Messiah"
Characterized by the burning desire to change the world, which desperately needs everyone to be NF.

INFP: "Fanatic"
Always searching for an Answer with a capital A. Unlike the INFJ, they are usually openminded enough to realize the current one isn't good enough after a few years.

We (Ian-INFP and I-INFJ) think these could be reversed.


yours,
tovlo and Ian
 

Wandering

Highly Hollow
Joined
Dec 24, 2007
Messages
873
MBTI Type
INFJ
Can you relate? :D
No...

INFJ: "Messiah"
Characterized by the burning desire to change the world, which desperately needs everyone to be NF.
How unfair can life get :cry: ? Many INFJs here on this board are staunch defenders of the position that people should be accepted as they are (and we'll give you the MBTI theory of what any type is theoretically like, in case you don't know it already :devil: ), and here we get accused of wanting everyone to be NFs. There is no justice in this world :(
 

persianeyes

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MBTI Type
INFP
aww you INFJ's are so sensitive... cmon lighten up!! it's just a joke!
 

Totenkindly

@.~*virinaĉo*~.@
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Messages
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MBTI Type
BELF
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594
Instinctual Variant
sx/sp
It'll be interesting to tally up which types say they can relate and which can't... and then wonder if the description is completely off or if various types are simply reading it differently or at different depths.

For a "humor list," it's okay. :) Obviously there isn't a lot of nuance in there (well, not really any!), but it was just supposed to be cliche anyhoo.

aww you INFJ's are so sensitive... cmon lighten up!! it's just a joke!

Yay! Flex!
 

Wandering

Highly Hollow
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Dec 24, 2007
Messages
873
MBTI Type
INFJ
aww you INFJ's are so sensitive... cmon lighten up!! it's just a joke!
1- I was half-joking (notice the smileys?) :rolleyes:

2- You're not being logical: if you know we are so sensitive, then why do you expect us to take anything lightly :devil: ?
 

Splittet

Wannabe genius
Joined
Jun 12, 2007
Messages
632
MBTI Type
INTJ
I can relate most to the INTP description. As far as the INTJ description goes I don't relate too much to it, but I think probably quite a few people perceive something along those lines in me.
 

Nocapszy

no clinkz 'til brooklyn
Joined
Jun 29, 2007
Messages
4,517
MBTI Type
ENTP
Definitely not. I've finished a few projects.
 

Nadir

Enigma
Joined
Dec 17, 2007
Messages
544
MBTI Type
INxJ
Enneagram
4
I relate to parts of that description. Let me bold the --
Ah, it's just one or two sentences...

Seriously, the INFP one is closer to what I think, as well.
 

Lookin4theBestNU

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Apr 23, 2007
Messages
801
MBTI Type
ENFj
Enneagram
2w3
I consider myself more of a passengers seat driver then a backseat driver :D!
 

MindBlow

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Mar 31, 2008
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MBTI Type
INFJ
I've seen these before on the web. Funny stuff, not to be taken too seriously. Hey, I wouldn't mind if everybody were NFs. ;) (Not sure what the world would look like then, but hey...)

Here are some MBTI-prayers from the same guy's website (an ENTP-dude) where I first saw the Type Descriptions (which I'm sure a lot of you have seen already)...

Prayers for MBTI Types
 

Martoon

perdu fleur par bologne
Joined
Apr 23, 2007
Messages
1,361
MBTI Type
INTP
INTP: "Nerd"
What? you mean people actually talk to each other using mouths and ears instead of keyboards????

Can you relate? :D
Mmmm... not really, no. Compare my post count to most here. For me, I could truncate that to "What? you mean people actually talk to each other???"

INFJ: "Messiah"
Characterized by the burning desire to change the world...
There is no justice in this world :(
That irony was deliberate, right?
 

Randomnity

insert random title here
Joined
May 8, 2007
Messages
9,485
MBTI Type
ISTP
Enneagram
6w5
Instinctual Variant
sp/sx
Haha, I'd make a terrible assassin. Combine lack of stealth ability with disinterest in guns and too much empathy (I blame the inferior Fe).

It is stereotype though, of course.
 

Totenkindly

@.~*virinaĉo*~.@
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MBTI Type
BELF
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594
Instinctual Variant
sx/sp
Now see, the one for INFJ on that list *is* funny :D (to me at least)

I always thought the Prayer List was more accurate (compared to this one). :)

Some of those are frighteningly hilarious.
 

suzyk

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Apr 7, 2008
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95
MBTI Type
INTP
INTJ: "Crackpot"
All facts which don't fit their theories are just wrong. The more all-encompassing and less applicable to reality the theories, the better.

Not exactly, but I always try to keep my mind open to other ideas/possibilites.

INTJ: It's Not Thoroughly Justified

I had to laugh at that.
 

Hexis

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May 14, 2007
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MBTI Type
ENFP
Enneagram
6w7
YES, wallow in mindless emotionalism my little worshippers of twisted media MUAHAHAHAHAH!
 
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