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    Quote Originally Posted by Offog View Post
    IN_P: Walk away, only to learn much later that someone was holding a gun to them.
    Hahaha! This is the story of my life.

    I wouldn't have noticed another person, a gun, or my surrounding as I meandered off into my shrubbery maze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offog View Post
    IN_P: Walk away, only to learn much later that someone was holding a gun to them.
    Careful son.
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    A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?'
    A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?'
    A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '


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    +1 for getting shot :P

    ISFJ: Thows his or her wallet on the ground and yells at everyone to run.
    ISTJ: Thows his or her wallet on the ground and yells at everyone to run. Afterwards wonders if s/he could have gotten away by only dropping the cash.

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    ESTJ - yells at assailant to hurry up and take the wallet already or GTFO, after all he has an important meeting in 5 minutes!
    ESFJ - explains to assailant why robbery is wrong and appeals to his sense of honor, surely his mother taught him better!
    ESTP - Kicks the gun out of the assailant's hand in a move worthy of Bruce Lee, smiles and dusts off his leather jacket and continues whatever he was doing before
    ESFP - looks assailant deep in the eye, smiles seductively and says "wouldn't you rather be at the beach right now? Seriously!"
    ISTJ - hands over wallet to the assailant without complaining but demands a receipt, then goes right to the police to report him, using the receipt with the assailants full name, adress and tax number as evidence
    ISFJ - "Now, sweety, if you are hungry, you should have said so! Put away that nasty gun and have one of these muffins I just baked. They's blueberry banana"
    ISTP - builds an improvised weapon from whatever he has in his pockets, overpowers assailant and keeps his gun, you never know when you'll need it!
    ISFP - hands over wallet, when the police ask for a description, he paints a picture of the assailant that ends up in a gallery and is sold for more than ever was in that wallet in the first place
    ENTJ - is actually the head of whatever syndicate the assailant belongs to as a foot soldier and explains that the assailant's family is being rubbed out as they are speaking.
    ENFJ - talks to assailant for five minutes...last time he was seen, the guy was working for the salvation army
    ENTP - talks assailant into a crazy scheme that would make both of them much more money than what is in the wallet, only drawback is it involves timetravel and killer robots
    ENFP - giggles at assailant, blows some fairy dust into his eyes and disappears before he even realizes what is going on, the poor guy spends the rest of the day at the ophtamologist
    INTJ - gives assailant a stonefaced look, yawns and pushes the button on the remote control for the trapped door right underneath the assailant which he had previously installed there just in case, continues reading or whatever he was doing before
    INFJ - stares at assailant, sizes him up in a few seconds, adresses his one emotional weak spot and makes him cry like a baby
    INFP - gives assailant the puppy dog look, then kicks gun out of assailant's hand while he temporarily passes out due to cuteness overload
    INTP - needs to be shouted at three time to notice the assailant, silently hands over his wallet and spends the rest of his way home meditating about the nature of money, the role of urban green zones on crime rates and the importance of domestic salt production for the Indian independence movement..was there a robbery?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring View Post
    ESTJ - yells at assailant to hurry up and take the wallet already or GTFO, after all he has an important meeting in 5 minutes!
    ESFJ - explains to assailant why robbery is wrong and appeals to his sense of honor, surely his mother taught him better!
    ESTP - Kicks the gun out of the assailant's hand in a move worthy of Bruce Lee, smiles and dusts off his leather jacket and continues whatever he was doing before
    ESFP - looks assailant deep in the eye, smiles seductively and says "wouldn't you rather be at the beach right now? Seriously!"
    ISTJ - hands over wallet to the assailant without complaining but demands a receipt, then goes right to the police to report him, using the receipt with the assailants full name, adress and tax number as evidence
    ISFJ - "Now, sweety, if you are hungry, you should have said so! Put away that nasty gun and have one of these muffins I just baked. They's blueberry banana"
    ISTP - builds an improvised weapon from whatever he has in his pockets, overpowers assailant and keeps his gun, you never know when you'll need it!
    ISFP - hands over wallet, when the police ask for a description, he paints a picture of the assailant that ends up in a gallery and is sold for more than ever was in that wallet in the first place
    ENTJ - is actually the head of whatever syndicate the assailant belongs to as a foot soldier and explains that the assailant's family is being rubbed out as they are speaking.
    ENFJ - talks to assailant for five minutes...last time he was seen, the guy was working for the salvation army
    ENTP - talks assailant into a crazy scheme that would make both of them much more money than what is in the wallet, only drawback is it involves timetravel and killer robots
    ENFP - giggles at assailant, blows some fairy dust into his eyes and disappears before he even realizes what is going on, the poor guy spends the rest of the day at the ophtamologist
    INTJ - gives assailant a stonefaced look, yawns and pushes the button on the remote control for the trapped door right underneath the assailant which he had previously installed there just in case, continues reading or whatever he was doing before
    INFJ - stares at assailant, sizes him up in a few seconds, adresses his one emotional weak spot and makes him cry like a baby
    INFP - gives assailant the puppy dog look, then kicks gun out of assailant's hand while he temporarily passes out due to cuteness overload
    INTP - needs to be shouted at three time to notice the assailant, silently hands over his wallet and spends the rest of his way home meditating about the nature of money, the role of urban green zones on crime rates and the importance of domestic salt production for the Indian independence movement..was there a robbery?


    You are 100% win RH. My favorites were the XNTP ones, and the INFP. Also the ENTJ... and ISTJ... and, well... I will just stop right there.

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    Through my eyes

    ESTJ - asks if they can work for the gun holders business
    ESFJ - offers a chocolate chip muffin to the gun holder
    ESTP - uses their sex appeal to fool the gun holder
    ESFP - offers a blowjob to the gun holder
    ISTJ - crossed the street from the gun holder before he had a chance
    ISFJ - forever tells the story of the day they had a gun to their head
    ISTP - slips out of the gun holders grip and cripwalks to their crib
    ISFP - falls in love with the gun holders sexy beard
    ENTJ - plays hero and gets shot.
    ENFJ - offers the gun holder a hug
    ENTP - compliments the gun holders pink tie
    ENFP - tells the gun holder they can likely help them in someway
    INTJ - tells the gunholder he'll take him to the ATM and then leads them into a chamber of unformidable torture
    INFJ - hands over their wallet due to overpowerment
    INFP - stands there as spit drops out of their mouth and get off to being shot
    INTP - needs to be shouted at three time to notice the assailant, silently hands over his wallet and spends the rest of his way home meditating about the nature of money, the role of urban green zones on crime rates and the importance of domestic salt production for the Indian independence movement..was there a robbery?

    Didn't need to change the last one.
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