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    Don't Judge Me! Haphazard's Avatar
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    The INTJ sees life as a problem to be solved.
    Yep.

    RECREATION: INTJs are often baffled by the strange and incomprehensible recreational rituals of other people, such as going to parties, watching television, and having sex. Instead, they prefer to spend their leisure time installing twin missile launchers in their cars to deter tailgaters and playing chess with megalomaniac CEOs of the Tyrell corporation.
    Finally, somebody gets it! Damn tailgaters!
    -Carefully taking sips from the Fire Hose of Knowledge

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    ENTJ: The Evil Overlord

    The ENTJ is best characterized by his charisma, his ability to grasp complex situations and to think flexibly and creatively, his keen and active intelligence, and his overwhelming desire to crush the world beneath his boot. ENTJs are naturally outgoing and love the company of other people, particulalry minions, henchmen, slaves, and the others they rule with ruthless efficiency.

    ENTJs usually die at the hand of secret government agents in a fiery cataclysm that destroys their entire underground fortress. Often, Evil Overlords will have a secret clone whose implanted memories contain all the knowledge and ambition of the original, stored in cryonic suspension in a safe location. The clone will appear in a sequel.

    RECREATION: ENTJs enjoy spending their leisure time in groups, seeking out the company of others with whom they can exchange strategies and ideas, and test their mind control rays. They also enjoy competitive games which challenge them intellectually, such as chess, go, and "tell me where the missiles are or I'll open the pirhana cage and the girl dies."

    COMPATIBILITY: Ideal companions include ENTPs, whose inventive natures often most useful; and ESTJs, who make excellent henchmen once the neural realignment is complete. ENTJs often employ the services of ISTJs but don't usually make good romantic partners with them. Under no circumstances should an ENTJ ever date an ENFJ; no good can come of it.

    Famous ENTJs include Ming the Merciless, John Bigboote, and Charles Montgomery Burns.



    Ne > Ni > Ti > Fi > Te> Fe > Se > Si

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    RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners
    Well they are!

    and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.
    Well they did!

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    Shhhhh! Don't encourage them.
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    Yeah the "real myers briggs" site had to change its name...it's the same thing.

    One of my friends had the descriptions made into cards she just leaves lying around at type workshops and they do lead to hysterical laughter at the coffee breaks...
    edcoaching

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    Quote Originally Posted by nozflubber View Post
    "COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship."

    haha. I likey
    I've been there. It's true...

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    I liked the ENTJ Evil Overlord. So true... Muhahahaha
    R[a]ngl[e]r

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    COMPATIBILITY: ENFPs are happiest in relationships with Tom Cruise.
    I have to give this site credit for being spot-on

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    Default So funny cause it's true.

    INFJ: The Conspiracy Theorist

    Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.

    INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.

    RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.

    COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

    Famous INFJs include...well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

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