a) ..I know whom I like, but I want to know whom other people like, so I can like them too. In addition, I stopped using diapers just recently.
b) ..I want to see if my recent social network tactics have succeeded. Also, I keep slices of my victim's livers inside my copy of Niccolo Machiavelli's The Prince.
c) ..in the end, popularity is really the thing that everything is really all about. Also, I think I am a bit slow because I have a big heart.
d) ..all this psuuh-koo-loh-zy is making my head hurt. Who wants to have cake?