So I'm reading the type descriptions on socionics.com, and I found specific physical descriptions for each type. I found this funny because it goes so far as to describe things like facial bone structures that are generally thought to be unrelated to personality.
ENTPs normally have a long, slim figure. Other parts of the body are also stretched, especially the legs and fingers. They often have rounded shoulders. Sometimes ENTps have a characteristic inwardly sloping chin.
ISFPs often have a characteristic stout or chubby, rounded figure. They often have short legs and a bouncy gait, giving the impression of a big springy ball. Their faces are usually smooth and round without any obvious projections.
ESFJs usually have a straight, upright posture and the body itself is often firm and slim. In fact it is rare to find an ESFj with a full figure, especially a male. Their figure can also be somewhat elongated.
INTJs have a characteristic ascetic face because of its angularity and composition of the features, like cheekbone and eyebrow arcs. Their face is usually pale or bloodless.
ENFJs often have slim arms, legs and torso. They often have big, straight, sharp noses. Their eyes usually have a melancholy look about them and at the same time have that obsessed shine that shows a great emotional charge.
ISTJs often have a very firm, solid figure, especially males. They keep their feet rooted to the ground giving the impression that they are sturdy and secure. Their heads are firmly fixed squarely to their shoulders and are practically immovable.
ESTPs generally have either slim figures or firm and solid figures. Slim ESTps have slow and phlegmatic movements, giving the impression of calmness and self-confidence. Females often have a fragile appearance.
INFPs mainly have slim figures, however well-built INFps are not that uncommon. Their eyes vary from large to small. Narrow eyes give the impression that the person is smiling whereas wider eyes convey a feeling of curiosity.
ESFPs usually have a smooth oval facial structure, which is mainly free of projections with the exception of the nose, which can be quite large. The eyes themselves are almost never deeply set.
INTPs often have a characteristic round-shouldered posture. Their noses are somewhat aquiline in shape which combined with often flattened cheekbones giving the false impression that their noses are large.
ENTJs often have full lips and a characteristic salesman like smile. Their bone structures normally give them their square shape figures. Their faces too are often square in shape and the facial structure itself often has many small details.
ISFJs normally have slightly thick lips which they normally keep tightly together. Their facial structure is smooth, with a distinct lack of prominent or sharp cheek bones. ISFjs can have very slim and elongated figures as well as full figures with big, wide shoulders.
ESTJs have a characteristic upright posture often appearing as if their backs are inflexible giving the impression that they are executing a military drill. In many cases ESTjs are slim. However, larger ESTjs are not exceptional, especially when applied to women.
INFJ faces are often perfect ovals but can be rectangular in shape as well. Their noses are usually straight and slightly elongated, but not prominent.
ENFPs are normally tall and quiet or short and full-figured. Generally ENFps have straight proportional noses. Full figured ENFps have corpulent faces and quite often a nice smile. Their facial structure is rather round with softer edges.
ISTP faces are usually oval in shape and get more narrow towards the bottom, however more square faces are not rare. Their mouth line is often calm, straight and turned slightly downwards at the corners. Their teeth are often of equal width and their mouth is usually kept tightly shut even when relaxed.