Well now. Wildcat did state that the charge was $5 per pound. If you're expensive, doesn't that mean you're just, ah, horizontally challenged?
although, it's ok. i don't gotta have all of Xander. Elves always go for true value, which may not always be what others see with their material eyes of flesh.
Wildcat, what would you charge the good lady for his weightless soul?
..and the elfin lady will take your last bolded statement as a compliment. thank you, mister Xander, you are too kind.