1. Play "What's New Pussy Cat" on your ipod on repetitious cycle until you go mad.
2. Pretend you are a mountain goat and have a ramming dual with a MAC truck.
3. Ingest large amounts of LSD and wonder into the desert until you succumb to heat stroke.
4. Pack peanut butter in your inner ear before allowing starving rats to burrow their way into your skull.
5. Attend Jesus Camp.