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[Tamske]

T1: We've got a whole morning still! Let's work on the website.
T2: Okay, do you have any ideas for a background and caption for the ISFJ and INFJ guys?
T1: Nope - let's check Typologycentral to see whether there are comments on our previous cartoons. Hey, look at that thread!
T2: Hey, we've got a whole morning, why would we waste it by doing nothing? Didn't you want to work on the website?
T1: Yeah, but I'll answer here first.
T2: Website! Website!
T1: Actually we need to put together an exam and prepare a lesson...
T2: You're no fun. Keep on losing time on TC instead, so that we don't have to think about that.
T1: But we've got a whole morning! We can do everything of those things.
T2: And we will end up doing nothing but the boring things. I know you.

 

[Unique]

1 lets just chill and Ti for hours
2 sounds good

 

[Loxias]

L1 = Wow, did I just dream or this 400g of beef schnitzel was 2.44$
L2 = No, you didn't, better check the expiry date though, you've already gotten owned on this.
L1 = can eat before tomorrow, let's buy it, let's buy it, let's buy it.
L2 = yeah, good idea, I love meat.
L1 = me too!!!

later in the kitchen :
L1 = let's put those schnitzels in the pan.
L2 = wait, why is water coming out everywhere in the pan.
L1 = oh shit, it's boiling in its own water.
L2 = Bloody Australian food, it's trying to imitate English food!!
L1 = Yeah, freaks!
L2 = ok, pour the water carefully out of the pan into the sink and put the pan back on the stove.
L1 = *does it*
L2 = shit, more water? They must have injected it with water to make it cheaper yet heavy.
L1 = what if it was just a byproduct of the meat not being fresh anymore?
L2 = but it was written 'still fresh' on the box!!
L1 = true... Let's empty more water.
L2 = I am not sure we should eat it, it looks like shoe-meat.
L1 = Come on! You're a pussy! Werner Herzog ate his shoes! We can definitely do this.
L2 = Ok, but with lots of mustard or that eggplant cream we made earlier.
L1 = Deal!

*chomp* *chomp*

L1 = see it's not that bad...
L2 = it's edible.
L1 = shit, I don't think we can finish it.
L2 = dayum, and you always force me to buy cheap stuff in huge amounts just because it's cheap.
L1 = You are the one who told me to make economies in the first place!!
L2 = grmbl...

 

[Tamske]

T1: The morning is gone and now I have made some cartoons about square ENTJ pegs who cut out square holes... that was funny.
T2: Eek! The morning is gone!
T1: Eek! We didn't even finish making our exams!!
T2: Improvising again?
T1: Sounds good.
T2: See, why prepare if you can have fun instead and improvising works?
T1: I love being a Perceiver!

 

[Aleksei]

A1- You are the man.
A2- Yes I am.
A1- Let's see... I gotta do that ad for English class. *looks around* hmm, I could pitch my pills as some new kind of painkiller!
A2- You still need to write an ad.
A1- Yes I do. Ah, fuck it. I'll make up some bullshit there on the spot.
A2- *Continues watching Doctor Who and IMing*

 

[Salt n' pepper]

Me 1: Go to bed.
Me 2: Fuck you!
Me 1: Yeah, you'd like that.
Me 2: Yes I would.
Me 1: I bet you would.
Me 2: You look good tonight.
Me 1: Wanna get a closer look?
Me 2: OK.

Me 2 just got manipulated away from the computer. Take notes ladies..

 

[ilikeitlikethat]

ilikeitlikethat
You like her, you know you do.

ilikeitlikethat
I know.

ilikeitlikethat
And she might like you too...

ilikeitlikethat
I know!

ilikeitlikethat
But you're taken.

ilikeitlikethat
I know.

ilikeitlikethat
But she does seem to have your best interest at heart.

ilikeitlikethat
I know.

ilikeitlikethat
It's just a crush.

ilikeitlikethat
...

ilikeitlikethat
and a feeling.

ilikeitlikethat
Yeah, I know.

ilikeitlikethat
I know you know, fore you are me.

ilikeitlikethat
I know, wanna see this poem I just wrote about her?
It sort of just wrote it's self.

ilikeitlikethat
Sure.

ilikeitlikethat
Okay, here goes...
'I guess I would,
You know I would,
She gives me,
Wood.'

ilikeitlikethat
I liked it.

ilikeitlikethat
I know.​

 

[A window to the soul]

NG: What on earth is wrong with you?
NG: I don't know. What?
NG: If I knew, I wouldn't be asking you.
NG: Sooo, what do you think of the navy shoes?
NG: They'll look perfect, but the brown shoes are more comfortable.
NG: Then, go with the brown shoes, cuz who are you trying to impress?
NG: Funny. As if you don't know.
NG: OMG, look what time it is!!

 

[Cellmold]

Brain: Foot hurts

Mind: Fuck off my thinking hurts.

Brain: Huh?

Mind: Ill show you!

Brain: OW!

Mind: serves you right.

Nose: You fancy that dinner right now....hmm

Mind: Oi...nose, who told you to poke yourself into our discussion I was just telling brain how I already have it hard enough without his whining about foot.

Ears: Ooo I can hear that film we like.

Mind: You can shut up an all! I think im going to listen to my mp3 player now REALLY LOUDLY!!

Legs: Ok lets go out here.

Mind: Why the balls did you bring me out here? I wanted to ponder this thought I had.

Legs: Dunno seemed nice outside.

Mind: Oh for fucks sake!!

Hands: Oo this dog shit feels interesting.

Mouth: Tastes interesting as well.

Mind: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.......

 

[Spamtar]

1. Why don't you talk to me anymore

2. (silent)

1. Please say something to me I'm lonely

2. (silent)

1. I don't know what I could have done to hurt your feelings but I need you. You need me too!

2. errm

1. What was that? What did you say?

2. PULL OUT THE SHOTGUN, FILL UP A POCKET OF SLUGS; HEAD DOWN TO MCDONALD'S AND SHOW THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS YOUR TIRED OF THEIR TRITE MUNDANE ATTITUDES!

1. Wooopieeee!

 

[WALMART]

Me: Why am I posting here?

Me2: Because you were fairly certain by the time you got here you'd have something funny to say.

Me: But I don't.

Me2: I see that. It's 4pm, get out of bed.

 

[Tyrinth]

Why are you talking to yourself?

I don't know, I guess because I'm bored.

Did you really need a thread to tell you to talk to yourself?

No, I guess I'd probably start to do it anyways, but typing it out makes for some interesting variety.

You really believe that don't you...

Yeah, pretty much.

So sad...

No, like I said, just bored.

Why don't you do something productive then?

As you very well know, I don't have any money at the moment, so what I can do is somewhat restricted...

Oh, yeah...

 

[AphroditeGoneAwry]

Why are you talking to yourself?

I don't know, I guess because I'm bored.

Did you really need a thread to tell you to talk to yourself?

No, I guess I'd probably start to do it anyways, but typing it out makes for some interesting variety.

You really believe that don't you...

Yeah, pretty much.

So sad...

No, like I said, just bored.

Why don't you do something productive then?

As you very well know, I don't have any money at the moment, so what I can do is somewhat restricted...

Oh, yeah...

Hey Tyrinth,

What the hell is going on in your avatar? It reminds me of some grim fairy tale cum blue lagoon...


Love,

~Aphrodite

 

[Chaotic Harmony]

Chaotic: You know you need to finish laundry, fix dinner, take care of the litterboxes, and water all the plants when you get home right?!
Harmony: Yeah, I know. That's not going to take long at all. There will be plenty of time, just chill.
Chaotic: OMG! You know when you get home you are going to want to "relax" for a minute which will turn into 30 minutes, and then you aren't going to want to do shit.
Harmony: ....
Chaotic: See! You know I'm right!
Harmony: Whatever. If it doesn't get done, it doesn't get done. No need to sweat it.
Chaotic: No wonder it takes four days to do the laundry....
Harmony: It gets done, doesn't it? Does it matter how long it takes?

 

[Tyrinth]

Hey Tyrinth,

What the hell is going on in your avatar? It reminds me of some grim fairy tale cum blue lagoon...


Love,

~Aphrodite

Here, just for you, I'll change it.

 

[AphroditeGoneAwry]

Here, just for you, I'll change it.

Now it's Blue Lagoon cum Cider House Trials.

I think I like the other better....

 

[UniqueMixture]

Me: This is an interesting subject, I was just thinking about something similar.

Me2: What was that?

Me: That the quantification of behaviors leads to splits in the psyche.

Me3: BOOOOOOORRRRRIIINNNGGG

Me4: lol

Me2: That is interesting.

Me5: But Me, wouldn't you say it is important to have some sort of basis on which to measure things?

Me2: Good point.

Me: Yes, that is why it is important to have quantitative measurements and qualitative measurements, so that experience can be integrated holistically.

Me3: I wanna fuuuck.

Me4: Yeah! Fun!

Me5: Isn't that a bit too self-centered/in your head? What about intigration with others?

Me6: Yes, that's why it must be integrated affectively as well and why we/mes are ignoring 3 & 4 atm lol.

Me: Precisely.

Me2: I get it! *goes off and gets busy about life*

 

[raindancing]

It's twelve minutes to one in the morning. Why the hell aren't you asleep?
I have a headache, don't ask stupid questions.
I hate that word.
What word?
Stupid. It sounds so stupid. Ah! I said it! I hate myself.
*Snicker* Lovely melodrama.
Why thank you. I'm glad someone finally appreciates my efforts.
Oh I always appreciate you.
Sarcasm. I see.
But your efforts! Don't go away sulking. I haven't finished appreciating them.
Fuck off.
*smile*
Which one am I, anyway?
I dunno. Maybe if you'd labeled us...
But that would have impinged on my authenticity.
Oh yea. That.

 

[Eugene Watson VIII]

Well, I guess we will be keeping the forum in business if we have to type every one of you

 

[Chaotic Harmony]

Chaotic: You know you need to finish laundry, fix dinner, take care of the litterboxes, and water all the plants when you get home right?!
Harmony: Yeah, I know. That's not going to take long at all. There will be plenty of time, just chill.
Chaotic: OMG! You know when you get home you are going to want to "relax" for a minute which will turn into 30 minutes, and then you aren't going to want to do shit.
Harmony: ....
Chaotic: See! You know I'm right!
Harmony: Whatever. If it doesn't get done, it doesn't get done. No need to sweat it.
Chaotic: No wonder it takes four days to do the laundry....
Harmony: It gets done, doesn't it? Does it matter how long it takes?

Hehe...

Chaotic: Look at these, see, I told you the laundry wouldn't get done.
Harmony: Seriously, it's all right. It just needs put in the closet or dresser... It's not a big deal.
Chaotic: But it's cluttering up the house!
Harmony: .... Chill.
Chaotic: You are so frustrating.
Harmony: So doesn't that make you frustrating, too?
Chaotic: .... Smarty pants.
Harmony: Loooooove you.