Me :Fuck sake its 2pm, 3 hours later than planned, 1 hour later than the buffer and that's 10 minutes before sleep wasted planning out the day fuck it all Me2:Relax, there's planty of time in life to achieve
Me :OK cool I'm relaxed, can't arrive at shop at 2pm when it's emptiest and shelves are fully packed, what am I gonna do for food? There's no food in house Me2: Have your smoke and coffee and then head out at 2:30?
Me : Too bigger a risk that annoying children from school will be just let out, gonna have to go for takeaway later Me2: When?
Me : At exactly 7 to avoid commuters, other people getting there dinner and when it's nice and dark so I can resort to stealth if needed, but not before 7:30 because I need to be feed and in position for the football match on tv to try to make money gambling Me2:Where?
Me :Wast of time deciding now, things will change throughout day, decide closer to time Me2:OK let's commence the daily reading where do we start?
Me : Have to get the football news out of the way, try to get done in less than 2 hours, Emails/digg/texts done in 30 mins no more, glean old magazines for information then recycle 10 mins no more than that essential, back to reading for 4 hours Me2:Remember to not commit to anything too long term after 6pm as you might go to pub
Me :OK planning done, I'm the fucking best aren't I? Me2: Damn straight, let's rip day this to pieces so savagely that the next day won't even dare to think of going against my will :workout:
^^^Actual spot on dialogue in my head this morning. Happens every morning although most days I get nowhere near as much done as I want and am usually drunk by 6pm
.. with the idea that the two of you may be in different situation, but they are still essentially you.
I'm hoping for this to enlighten my idea about how different kinds of people would ideally talk about stuff.
I find this a very difficult task indeed. I don't think in words. There are mostly feelings and emotions sparring, everything is in constant motion, with a few cohesive words thrown in there. I have no need to have a dialogue between me and me, I already KNOW...
This poses problems when there's a need for "real" communication where I have to translate my thoughts into words that make sense to others.
one: Ohhhh! I feel so pretty and lovely today!
two: Hm, I didn't realize that rats nest you call hair would be considered lovely.
one: My hair is NOT a rats nest, take that back!
two: Wow, way to take it personally. I swear, you're so stupid sometimes.
one: How can I not take it personally, you were insulting me!
two: I wasn't insulting you, I was being honest.
one: You're a real jack ass, you know that?
two: So? It's better than being an air headed princess.
one: There you go again, always insulting. I'm starting to think that's all you know how to do.
two: No, I can also do this *flips the bird*
one: *gasp* You are not allowed to do that!
two: Whatcha gonna do, cry and tell? Besides, I'm you so really you're just getting yourself into trouble.
Originally Posted by MacGuffin
ayoitsStepho is becoming someone else. Actually her true self, a rite of passage.
rhinosaur: Where is my cell phone?
rhinosaur: I don't know, did you look in your office?
rhinosaur: Yeah, like ten times.
rhinosaur: Maybe it's under a pile of junk.
rhinosaur: Like I haven't already thought of that. But you're probably right.
rhinosaur: Well you need it for this weekend.
rhinosaur: I know, I've got to find it. I hope I didn't leave it somewhere.
me part A: Go to the gym
me part B: The gym should go to me
part A: Then do laundry
part B: define laundry
part A: The clothes that need to be washed
part B: I have more clothes in the closet
part A: Why do you procrastinate so much? You make us lazy.
part B: why do you nag so much? You make us nervous
gym in T- 15 minutes
I live my life for the stars that shine & people say its just a waste of time- Oasis