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Dear ENTJs,

simulatedworld

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Ahh, yes! The fine craft of glassblowing. Why, thank you for your generous compliment of our flowing artistry.
 

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^ The link didn't load properly at first.

^ symbolic of ENTJ humour


Even links fail for ENTJs attempting humour. :(

Yeah, if nothing else, we have to be funnier.
 

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The ENTJs give us good material to work with. It's like the jokes practically write themselves. ;)

Yeah, plus we're better at letting go and making fun of ourselves. That's important for anyone who wants to be funny and I don't often see an ENTJ do it.
 

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I don't know, we're pretty good at making fun of you guys too. It's a close one.

Well, that was pretty clever, but you still lose on the self-mockery thing. We're better at not taking ourselves too seriously, and that can be important sometimes.
 

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FAIL....I'm cringing on your behalf, emotional me. :D

That's about as far as tertiary Fe does--feeling sorry for someone because her comedy is so bad it hurts to listen to.
 

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Hearing an ENTJ refer to anything as "cute" conjures up the unfortunate mental image of Lenny petting the poor little bunnies' heads in.

"THEY'RE JUST SO CUUUUTE, GEORGE!" :unsure:
 

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Coat hanger abortions and birds shitting on the top of children's heads.
What a cute couple.
 

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Coat-hanger abortions and birds shitting on the top of children's heads.
What a cute couple.

And what do ENTJs do for a first date? Conquer a starving third world country?
 

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You guys are so cute in your denial...

CUTE!

Are you forcing us to accept emotions that are not there? That's awfully micromanaging and patronizing of you. Who'd have thunk it of an ENTJ!

Not I! :ninja:
 

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A pussy getting fingered, much more :drool: worthy.

You guys win! :happy0065:

See, now this is genuine humor. ENTJs ain't got shit.


By the way Jag I found a new avatar for you:

jaguarposter.jpg
 
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