Asking the Myers-Briggs type if the water is half-full or half-empty by Unknown - Source
ENFJ -- There's more than enough for friends to share.
ENFP -- Whooeee! Water fight!
INFP -- But look! A crystalline vessel, filled with shimmering, life-giving nectar!
INFJ -- Senator Hophnagle used the rest of it for his mud pie project.
ENTJ -- A "full" glass of water, please.
INTJ -- Yes, that glass will be the flivvium container.
ENTP -- Voila! .157 liters hydrogen hydroxide, prepared by micro gnomes ...
INTP -- Well, it seems just a little more than half full--assuming that it is water...
ESTJ -- Hey! Whose job was it to fill up this glass?
ESFJ -- I can't believe someone would leave this dirty glass out here! Clean up this mess right now!
ISTJ -- It's half empty now, and it wouldn't surprise me if it dried up completely.
ISFJ -- I bet _________ would like to have some water right now ...
ESTP -- You call that a glass of water? Why, back where I come from, ...
ISTP -- So? It's water. Big deal!
ESFP -- There's a glass of water--you know, it's healthy to drink a lot of water, why, I remember when I was growing up that
ISFP -- (Holds up glass to the light, tilts it from side to side, tastes it, wiggles finger in it, grins slightly, moves on.)
found at Type Humor
I know that it's pretty sterotypical but there were some where I thought they got it exactly right, or at least I knew what the person was reffering to.
The ones I thought were most accurate were ENTP, INTP, ISTP, ISFP, INFJ, and ESFP. The ESFP one made me laugh because that's exactly how I'll start conversations. I'll see some random thing in front of me, it'll remind me think of something and I'll go off on a tangent.
So, I know that whoever made this probably did it for fun and some of these were pretty weak imo (like the ENFJs one for example) but I'm curious to hear your opionions on it.
How well do you identify with your alleged type humor?