I was just wondering, if your pants fit, are you in prison?
Yeah, I know, imperfect analogy, because, hey, who wouldn't like to run around without pants, srsly, we should all escape that confinement, but lets' just say pants are useful things, helpful in times of crisis, like say, an erection outside a kindergarten, then pants would keep you out of prison, right?
So, if the type fits, stay away from small children.
If the type fits, wouldn't that mean you are wearing the pants? In which case, I doubt prison would be much of a concern. Although, you'd still have the issue of sporting a boner outside of a kindergarten.