If someone did that to me I would ask them "Why can't you give me a straight answer?" If they didn't give me a straight answer then, I'd probably stop talking to them.
I actually know one intuitive who does this to mess with me, and I do it right back. Gotta fight fire with fire. He acts all complicated, and I act stupid on purpose.
I don't think you guys understand the context. This is a serious question. You don't take stuff like that... not seriously. That would take about ~15 seconds to answer. Then if you wanted to be silly afterwards then yeah.