How can you STAND intuitives!?

[Domino]

Yay! Free rides!

We'll fly like clumpy smelly dead birds over fields of silage! Imagine the majesty!

 

[Jeffster]

That's easy. I can stand them because they're so entertaining.

Take prplchknz on this site, for instance, I laugh out loud at nearly every post she writes.

 

[Biaxident]

We'll fly like clumpy smelly dead birds over fields of silage! Imagine the majesty!

Fertile poetry in motion...

 

[JustHer]

Yeah make sure it's albacore not the chunk tuna.

BTW the OP made my morning, good shit.

I love that you know your tunas.

 

[Kra]

This sounds like more of a P/J dynamic to be honest...

However, when someone poses a question that I think they should answer for themselves, I will often give the opposite answer than I suspect that they want to hear.

My reason for this is, they're probably going to do what they want anyway. But this way, if it turns out bad, I didn't tell them to do it. Plus, I get to say I told you so.

 

[sLiPpY]

*screams and pulls hair out!*

 

[The Outsider]

I balance on my feet. It's not as difficult as it appears.

 

[Kra]

It's also rather obvious that we just like messing with S's.

 

[ayoitsStepho]

 

[Kra]

Aw, you know you guys like it deep down. We N's see it underneath the angry faces and fist-waving threats.

 

[ayoitsStepho]

Aw, you know you guys like it deep down. We N's see it underneath the angry faces and fist-waving threats.

It's a good think I like being picked on, it makes me feel alive.

 

[Unkindloving]

Fun thing about being an ENFJ (for me, at least)- I may give you a small line of questioning, but it results in either a straight answer or you figuring it out yourself. I try to only N-speak with other Ns.
Other ENFs are actually the most fun i have ever had with vague, off-the-wall responses.
* Except Babylon Candle. Adore him, but can hardly understand anything he says

 

[JoSunshine]

I would tell you that you should do whatever your heart says and then manipulate you into doing EXACTLY what I want you to do

Seriously, you are right, I would most likely not give you the direct answer you long for, but I would ask you some questions in an effort to help you choose what YOU think is best for you...I would want you to put on your big girl panties and decide for yourself

 

[Oom]

It's a good think I like being picked on, it makes me feel alive.

I thought picking at people was supposed to make them wish for that other thing... Nevermind.

N's are being the wittow buwwys in dis thread!

 

[teslashock]

Intuitives may stumble around like idiots some times, but that doesn't mean we completely lack the ability to be somewhat stable on our own two feet. If you're ever having wayyyyy too much trouble standing one, though, just grab him/her gently by the torso between the tips of your index finger and thumb (grip the head if the N is particularly annoying) and set them gently down on their soles.

Weeble-wobble!

 

[Lauren Ashley]

ME: Should I quit my job now or wait until I have another one lined up?
N-people: Well a lot of people have jobs.

I'm confused as to what that reply has to do with the question.

ME: Right... so should I quit my job now or wait until I have another one lined up?
N-people: You could quit your job now but you could also wait to have another one lined up.

If this is a true story or even close to anything you've experienced, I'm convinced you have an idiot issue and not an iNtuitive issue.

 

[JTG1984]

If this a true story or even close to anything you've experienced, I'm convinced you have an idiot issue and not an iNtuitive issue.

That's what I was thinking, we ISFJs must think alike...

 

[Lauren Ashley]

That's what I was thinking, ISFJs must think alike...

I'm confused as to what your response has to do with what I said.

See, Karen? JTG proves it's not an intuitive issue. Definitely an idiot issue.

 

[Phantonym]

Stand them? I eat intuitives for breakfast. Highly nutritious. No problems.

 

[prplchknz]

yeah that girls an idiot. Because why should I give a fuck if you quit your job I'm not going to tell you to. Unless you don't stop bugging me then I'll be like quit your job and enter prostitution. Like if I say I'll think about it, meaning I have no fucking clue what you should do and you continue to ask for advice well you're just asking for it. furthermore you don't have to follow this persons advice, 90% of advice I receive is shit and I just don't follow it.