LOLThis is true, there is a difference between hearing what someone is saying and listening to what someone is saying and interpreting that accordingly.
eg. my interpretation of the conversation goes as follows, reading between the lines of course this is what KarenParker and N-people really wanted to say to each other.
ME: Should I quit my job now or wait until I have another one lined up?
I want a new job, if I had a knife I'd start stabbing people!
N-people: Well a lot of people have jobs.
Consider yourself lucky you HAVE a job!
ME: Right... so should I quit my job now or wait until I have another one lined up?
I'm in agony, why the fuck aren't you helping? I'm bleeding here already.
N-people: You could quit your job now but you could also wait to have another one lined up.
Fuck this shit, just quit your job biatch!
ME: I know that already. That's what I just asked you though. I asked YOU that same thing in question form.
Are you mocking me? Because if you are then you'll just have to die!
N-people: Asked what?
YES...yes I am!!!
ME: *blood starts boiling* Should I quit my job now or wait until I have another one lined up?
Fuck you then I'll quit my job!
N-people: Ooooh right, right. I would put cooked spaghetti in my mailbox for a week or so.
Ooooh sex, sex. I mean let me help you with that shirt, ahh wait I mean I'll start donating food right away, it'll come in real handy later on if you know what I mean.
ME: *turns into the Hulk*
She-Ra it is then!
Your translation is almost exactly what I was thinking when I first read this.