Smitten INTP [me] : "Hmm, that girl I like is way over there. I, standing here with a piercing stare and generally looking creepy, have somehow been unable to ignite the burning fires of romance within this woman, so maybe I can use some societal and traditional pressure to my advantage. I need to engineer a way to trap her under this mistletoe with me underneath, and some way to force eye contact. She also needs to be aware of her position underneath the mistletoe and to make the connection with her position and its significance. To complicate matters, I'll have to nonchalantly show that I recognize the significance of the positional arrangement as well, probably by saying something funny nodding upwards, but I don't think I've had enough rum yet to pull that part off. Ughh...the plan is flawed. I'm probably missing something. What if...."