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    Senior Member Saslou's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny View Post
    ISFJ - My boss said I did good at work today, so it was a good day.
    INFJ - You already told me in a dream last night.
    ISTJ - Stop doing that, and start acting perfect.
    INTJ - Shut up I'm working on the video game that I'm designing.
    INTP - I have this condition where I'm smarter than everyone else.
    ISTP - Did I give you some kind of indication that I care?
    ISFP - I'm majoring in art, but I've been going to school for 6 years.
    INFP - Dating is pointless when your not in love.
    ESFJ - Tonight for our main course we will be having Chicken Parmesan.
    ENFJ - I don't know how, but I always get my way.
    ESTJ - We have some cleaning to do so get to work, and I'll coach you as you go.
    ESTP - Want to see my happy trail?
    ENTJ - It's alright everybody stop worrying, I'm here now.
    ENTP - I want to be a computer programmer, or maybe a business man, or maybe own a bar, or become a police man, or an actor, or...
    ESFP - Man I've been partying so much since my wife left me for another guy.
    ENFP - I know we've only been on one date, but I love you.

    Didn't you mean .. ESFJ - Tonight for our main course we will be having something burnt, lol

    Quote Originally Posted by JTG1984 View Post
    Some of these are retarded.
    Living in a box, living in a cardboard box.
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    An ESFJ gone awry:

    She is the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. (Screwtape Letters, C.S. Lewis)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamske View Post
    An ESFJ gone awry:

    She is the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. (Screwtape Letters, C.S. Lewis)
    Spot on!

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    WTH??? Do i like being with others, Yes. However, living for others .. Please .. We are just as capable of being selfish as the rest of you .. We have needs that need to be met also

    Just love the ESFJ's OK .. Or else i'll find some god darn minions to ..........
    “I made you take time to look at what I saw and when you took time to really notice my flower, you hung all your associations with flowers on my flower and you write about my flower as if I think and see what you think and see—and I don't.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by saslou View Post
    WTH??? Do i like being with others, Yes. However, living for others .. Please .. We are just as capable of being selfish as the rest of you .. We have needs that need to be met also

    Just love the ESFJ's OK .. Or else i'll find some god darn minions to ..........
    Well, but you know, you probably wouldn't like it any better if it was translated into:

    She is the sort of woman who enjoys being with others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

    *takes cover*


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    Quote Originally Posted by VagrantFarce View Post
    ESFJ:
    ESTJ:


    All of them are funny, but these especially.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saslou View Post
    WTH??? Do i like being with others, Yes. However, living for others .. Please .. We are just as capable of being selfish as the rest of you .. We have needs that need to be met also

    Just love the ESFJ's OK .. Or else i'll find some god darn minions to ..........
    The quote reminded me of an ESFJ gone wrong - which I explicitly indicated in the post.
    A good dose of selfishness is probably one of the ingredients of a healthy ESFJ.

    ENTP: sees a joke about her post but can't resist clarifying because of the slight chance she's been misunderstood
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    Quote Originally Posted by VagrantFarce View Post
    INTP:

    INTJ:

    ENTP:

    ENTJ:


    INFP:

    INFJ:

    ENFJ:

    ENFP:


    ISTP:

    ISFP:

    ESTP: :footballreferee:

    ESFP:


    ISFJ:

    ESFJ:

    ISTJ: :1377:

    ESTJ:
    Nice! But for some of the types I'd prefer...

    ESTP:

    ENTP:
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    Quote Originally Posted by incubustribute View Post
    INFJ - "I am convinced capitalism is a lie wrought by those conservative alien bastards who harvested our DNA to create Ronald Reagan and his great grandchild, George W. Bush."
    This sounds almost exactly like something my INFJ mom would say. Not exaggerating.
    ESFP - cannot fathom why anyone would not want to party into the wee hours of the night and play "beer pong". If you don't like this sort of thing, then you are just one strange duck.
    ESFJ - cannot fathom why anyone WOULD want to party into the wee hours of the night and play "beer pong"! Why doesn't everyone just get to bed early, so they can get enough sleep? It's good for you, ya know.
    (based on one particular ESFJ I know... and yes, I'm aware that they aren't all like that.)
    Quote Originally Posted by justxher View Post
    INTJ - People are idiots. They just don't understand.
    ESFJ - "I don't have a clue what you guys are laughing about, but I think it's hilarious, so I'll just laugh too! HAHAHA!!"

    ESTP - "No, THIS is how you get girls...observe."

    ENTP - "I came up with the theory of relativity before ENFP did, but lost it because I was distracted by South Park's 100th episode.
    EPIC WIN
    ENTJ - I wish this person would stop talking so I could stop smiling and nodding and finally tell them how things will be done.
    This might just be Te-dom, because I relate to it a L O T.
    Quote Originally Posted by INTPness View Post
    ESTJ - works 7 days a week. After work, engages in exciting hobbies like working in the garage, fixing up the house, getting the car tuned up, and getting things ready for work the next day.
    ESTJ:
    ESTJ - Isn't it great how hardworking I am? Why aren't you all be more focused and hardworking like me? You're all lazy.
    I would laugh... but they're too accurate...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Space_Oddity View Post
    Well, but you know, you probably wouldn't like it any better if it was translated into:

    She is the sort of woman who enjoys being with others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

    *takes cover*

    It's all good .. although i would rather people did not have haunted expressions after encounters with me .. I am going to come with a warning sign in future

    “I made you take time to look at what I saw and when you took time to really notice my flower, you hung all your associations with flowers on my flower and you write about my flower as if I think and see what you think and see—and I don't.”
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