ENFP - I can persuade a professor to give me a chance to take a test after arriving 90 minutes late for it. (this actually happened with my ENFP friend. He did the test in 2 minutes and got a B)
Maybe I'm just too much of a P but that sounds like too much hassle for something I wouldn't REALLY care that much about. What's a test in someone's life anyway, right? Plus I could just as well use that time to go outside and smoke pot with the pseudo-edgy crew.
ISFJ - You're so nice and always doing things for others
INFJ - You're a bit mysterious to me; always wanted to know one
ISTJ - Hard working, intense, achiever
INTJ - Well, I'd better be careful not to get in your way
INTP - Insightful thinker and very smart
ISTP - Who was that masked man?
ISFP - You're that really nice, quiet person who loves animals and babies
INFP - Remarkably creative and intellectually curious
ESFJ - I think you're the one who organizes all those social gatherings
ENFJ - I think you could talk me into buying anything (that I wanted)
ESTJ - You just know how to run things
ESTP - Shit, you're just funny
ENTJ - You walk in a room with presence and take charge
ENTP - You're always looking two steps ahead; entrepreneur
ESFP - Life of the party
ENFP - The essence of charisma; you really understand people and I think you organize a lot of those social gatherings too
ISFJ - My boss said I did good at work today, so it was a good day.
INFJ - You already told me in a dream last night.
ISTJ - Stop doing that, and start acting perfect.
INTJ - Shut up I'm working on the video game that I'm designing.
INTP - I have this condition where I'm smarter than everyone else.
ISTP - Did I give you some kind of indication that I care?
ISFP - I'm majoring in art, but I've been going to school for 6 years.
INFP - Dating is pointless when your not in love.
ESFJ - Tonight for our main course we will be having Chicken Parmesan.
ENFJ - I don't know how, but I always get my way.
ESTJ - We have some cleaning to do so get to work, and I'll coach you as you go.
ESTP - Want to see my happy trail?
ENTJ - It's alright everybody stop worrying, I'm here now.
ENTP - I want to be a computer programmer, or maybe a business man, or maybe own a bar, or become a police man, or an actor, or...
ESFP - Man I've been partying so much since my wife left me for another guy.
ENFP - I know we've only been on one date, but I love you.