Also NTPs use self-contradiction as a form of humor at times. It gets us into messes sometimes, though, because people won't believe we were actually joking...which is even more hilarious!
EDIT: Actually I've seen NTJs do it, too...note this Edgar example from Amargith's signature:
I could respond by saying, "GOSH EDGAR, I DON'T THINK A SUPPORTIVE ALTRUIST WOULD USE SUCH ABUSIVE LANGUAGE, CLEARLY YOU HAVE NO CONSISTENCY OF THOUGHT!"Originally Posted by Edgar
But then I'd be completely missing the point, wouldn't I? He knows about the contradiction and that's where the humor comes from, get it? The emoticon at the end in my post implies this; you can think of it as saying, "Haha, I know this doesn't quite follow with what I just said, but I'm saying it anyway for humor value because there's some grain of truth to it even if it's not literally 100% true in all cases!"
Srsly, ask some FJs; they are experts at emoticon placement.
You need to stop taking Ne generalizations literally. You sure do stay on the surface a lot for somebody who claims to be such a deep explorer.
As long as we're going with nicknames, for you, I choose:
It's this charming little children's book where the title character takes everything way too literally. (For instance, someone says, "Let's hit the road!" and she picks up a stick and starts literally striking the road! It's comedy gold!)
The only difference is that she doesn't realize she's doing this, but you do and continue to do so just to be annoying!
Nonetheless it's a cute nickname though.