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    Quote Originally Posted by Triglav View Post
    ESFJ- Theology
    hell no. maybe a pastor. probably baptist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsumatachi_san View Post
    I like the idea of the INFJ as a hypnotist - we could take over the world without anyone realising it!
    INxJ types already have, please reference the illuminati. Treacherous manipulation for the greater purpose. You have to love us masterminds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by earthtrekker1775 View Post
    I think to be a librarian these days you almost have to be an IT specialist. Whatever type they are.
    IxTx, obviously

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueinGreen View Post
    ISTJ: "endearingly" racist white cop
    ESTJ: the high school disciplinarian principle who plays the role of hardass
    ISFJ: pushover housewife/mother content to be pushover housewife/mother
    ESFJ: goes to college, gets MRS degree, kills husband in his sleep

    ISTP: kills ESFJ's husband for a small fee, sleeps with ESFJ
    ESTP: sells used cars, fire-arms, pyramid schemes, drugs, and sex workers
    ISFP: cultivates flowers, buys heroin from ESTP
    ESFP: "Tell me about the rabbits, George."

    INFJ: writes books about Illuminati, UFO's, and black helicopters
    ENFJ: "finds Jesus", convinces friends to "find Jesus" and start a commune, busted by feds, everyone drinks kool-aid
    INFP: shoots heroin with ISFP
    ENFP: touchy-feely guidance counselor who touches so many students in so many ways

    INTJ: just schizoid enough to do analyze data sheets in a cubicle without feeling unfulfilled
    ENTJ: gives schizoid intj's data sheets to analyze, moves up corporate ladder after a few well-planned scandals/deaths...
    INTP: manages to divide by 0 and tears a hole in the fabric of the universe
    ENTP: cable news pundit with exaggerated sense of self-importance
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    Quote Originally Posted by polikujm View Post
    For fun, I took the top choice of each from personality page.


    ESTP - Sales Representatives
    ain't no way.

    if james bond is a job type, I'll have it..why do they say we'd do good in sales/ sure, we can DO it, but what a waste of good potential for an ESTP.

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    The suggestions in this thread make me wonder what on earth INTPs used to do before the age of computers

    ISTJ: Vehicle inspector for the DMV or person responsible for the procedural checklists used by NASA
    ISFJ: Underpaid veterenarian who works extra hours to take care of emergency cases
    ESTJ: No bullshit police officer yelling at jaywalkers
    ESFJ: Professional organizer of baking sales and charity festivals

    ISTP: Furniture designer for a certain Scandinavian retailer or air force test pilot
    ISFP: Works at a hookah store that functions as a meeting place for the town's aged hippie community
    ESTP: Head of the local chapter of Hell's Angels or jungle tour guide for adventurous tourists
    ESFP: Owner of several night clubs and his/her own best customer

    INFJ: Specialty gardener and plant therapist (finds out what's wrong with your orchids by talking to them)
    INFP: Author of children's books by day, deathly avenger by night
    ENFJ: Used car salesperson or parole officer
    ENFP: Kindergardener who enjoys playtime more than the kids

    INTJ: Got surprisingly rich through their book "Here's What To Do" (the bestselling sequel to the self help book "I'm Okay, You're Passable")
    INTP: College professor wondering why they don't get any funding for their project "A Theory on Scaling Systems for the Quality Assessment of Episodes of 'The Simpsons'"
    ENTJ: Runs an underground ring of Girl Scouts pretending to sell cookies only to reconnoiter the neighborhood for later break-ins (which will be handled by an ISTP underling)
    ENTP: College professor who DOES get funding for their series of self experiments with mind expending drugs (smooth talked the head of research into this)
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    Acting: ESxx
    Architecture: INTJ
    Artists: IxxP
    Authors: INFx
    Consultants: ENTP
    Detective (working for the police): ISTJ
    Detective (private investigator): INTP
    Medical doctor: ENTJ
    Engineering: INTJ
    Interpreter (translator): ESTJ
    Judges: xxTJ
    Lawyers (defense): xNTP
    Lawyers (prosecution): xNTJ
    Mechanics: ISTP
    Music industry: ESxP
    Nurse: ESFJ
    Philosophy: INFJ
    Pilot: ISTP
    Politics: ENxJ
    Psychology: INxx
    Religion: ISFJ
    Salesmen: ExTx
    Science: INTx
    Sports: ESxP
    Writers: INxP
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    Alignment: Chaotic-Neutral
    Sins: Pride > Sloth > Gluttony > Wrath > Greed > Lust > Envy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triglav View Post
    ISTJ- Accounting
    ISFJ- Nursing
    INFJ- Psychiatrist/Psychologist
    INTJ- Chemistry/Physics
    ISTP- Engineering
    ISFP- Music

    INFP- Writing
    INTP- Mathematics/Philosophy
    ESTP- Stock broker
    ESFP- Doctor
    ENFP- Radio, Talk show host
    ENTP- Economics/Finance
    ESTJ- Managing
    ESFJ- Theology
    ENFJ- Teacher
    ENTJ- Business
    ENTJ business owner however began career as engineer.

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    ISTJ - Office bot

    ISFJ - Retail bot

    ESFJ - Loud retail bot

    ESTJ - Loud office bot

    INTJ - Part time asylum resident

    ENTJ - Loud part time asylum resident

    ENTP - Unemployed

    ENFP - Unemployed and crying

    INFJ - Professional window licker

    INFP - Professional wrist slitter

    ENFJ - Loud professional window licker

    ESFP - Mime who talks

    ESTP - Drug dealer who cannot count past 5 (lost a hand)

    ISTP - Murderer

    ISFP - Incontinent street performing
    'One of (Lucas) Cranach's masterpieces, discussed by (Joseph) Koerner, is in it's self-referentiality the perfect expression of left-hemisphere emptiness and a precursor of post-modernism. There is no longer anything to point to beyond, nothing Other, so it points pointlessly to itself.' - Iain McGilChrist

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    "Suppose it didn't," said Pooh, after careful thought.
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    Alpha -- Education, Art, Entertainment, History, all stuff involving culture

    Beta -- Politics, Communications, Business, Military, Law

    Gamma -- Business, Economics, Technology

    Delta -- Science, History, Sociology, Psychology

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