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    Quote Originally Posted by Halla74 View Post
    ESTP = Embezzlement
    ENTP = Fraud
    ESFP = Racketeering
    ENTJ = Insider Trading
    INFJ = Hypnotist
    INTJ = Mafia Accountant
    INFP = Life Coach
    ISFP = Sexual Surrogate
    ISFJ = Interior Designer of Truck Stops
    ESTJ = Blackwater Interrogator
    ESFJ = Militant Trust Fund Baby
    ENFJ = Schizophrenic Fashion Mogul
    ENFP = Full Contact Yoga Instructor
    ISTP = CIA Field Operative
    INTP = X-Box Game Tester
    hahahahahaha
    I nearly choked on my soup laughing...

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    a more realistic version...

    ESFJ - The chick who's always searching for an office party she can plan, and who gossips with people she doesn't know that well in order to get them to gossip with her
    ENTP - the guy who just won't shut the f-ck up, but leaves an important meeting where everyone else gets to talk in order to post his opinions about MBTI on an Internet message board
    ENTJ - the ENTP's buddy who won't stop telling you what to do
    ENFP - the spacey, giggly chick who's not afraid to fart in front of the guys in sales

    ISFJ - the mousy chick who sits near the elevator and fills her cubicle with pictures of her cats, more people would say to hi to her if they could remember her name
    ISFP - the hot chick few people have ever talked to who walks around the office in spandex shorts
    ISTP - the network administrator who gets grumpier with each person he encounters during the day
    ISTJ - the chick in accounting who's always irritated about somebody's late timesheet, or the fact that she has to chase down the same sales guy who always forgets to sign his expense reports

    ESFP - the cool chick in sales who everyone likes, and whom all the guys want to have sex with, but never have
    ENFJ - the HR chick who always come over to chat with you in order to get information from you, but rarely provides any useful information in return
    ESTP - the guy in sales everyone in his department comes to see when they need to understand how the company's product actually works
    INTP - the guy in engineering who can't figure out why no customer is interested in buying any of the strange products he's designed, or why no one will come with him to the Star Trek convention

    INFJ - the department's HR rep who you only see when she comes by each year during open enrollment to distribute brochures detailing the latest changes in the company's health plans, she ignores any questions, and walks briskly through the office happy that she won't have to do it again for 12 months
    ESTJ - the frustrated department supervisor who keeps getting passed over for promotion because he doesn't get that closing the books by the 4th working day of the month is not the centerpiece of the company's strategy
    INTJ - the executive few people know who sends a company-wide e-mail declaring that the old CEO has left the company to seek other opportunities, and that he is now in charge
    INFP - the graphic artist who makes a really cool design you can't wait to put in your report, until you later realize the floral patterns she designed in Illustrator look like female genitalia

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    My job is to stare at the map of the world and build an empire.
    The fear of poverty turns people into slaves of money.

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    Conquer your inner demons first before you conquer the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cloud View Post
    My job is to stare at the map of the world and build an empire.
    Hey, I think I might have slaved, I mean worked, for you, once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nigel Tufnel View Post
    a more realistic version...

    ESFJ - The chick who's always searching for an office party she can plan, and who gossips with people she doesn't know that well in order to get them to gossip with her
    ENTP - the guy who just won't shut the f-ck up, but leaves an important meeting where everyone else gets to talk in order to post his opinions about MBTI on an Internet message board
    ENTJ - the ENTP's buddy who won't stop telling you what to do
    ENFP - the spacey, giggly chick who's not afraid to fart in front of the guys in sales

    ISFJ - the mousy chick who sits near the elevator and fills her cubicle with pictures of her cats, more people would say to hi to her if they could remember her name
    ISFP - the hot chick few people have ever talked to who walks around the office in spandex shorts
    ISTP - the network administrator who gets grumpier with each person he encounters during the day
    ISTJ - the chick in accounting who's always irritated about somebody's late timesheet, or the fact that she has to chase down the same sales guy who always forgets to sign his expense reports

    ESFP - the cool chick in sales who everyone likes, and whom all the guys want to have sex with, but never have
    ENFJ - the HR chick who always come over to chat with you in order to get information from you, but rarely provides any useful information in return
    ESTP - the guy in sales everyone in his department comes to see when they need to understand how the company's product actually works
    INTP - the guy in engineering who can't figure out why no customer is interested in buying any of the strange products he's designed, or why no one will come with him to the Star Trek convention

    INFJ - the department's HR rep who you only see when she comes by each year during open enrollment to distribute brochures detailing the latest changes in the company's health plans, she ignores any questions, and walks briskly through the office happy that she won't have to do it again for 12 months
    ESTJ - the frustrated department supervisor who keeps getting passed over for promotion because he doesn't get that closing the books by the 4th working day of the month is not the centerpiece of the company's strategy
    INTJ - the executive few people know who sends a company-wide e-mail declaring that the old CEO has left the company to seek other opportunities, and that he is now in charge
    INFP - the graphic artist who makes a really cool design you can't wait to put in your report, until you later realize the floral patterns she designed in Illustrator look like female genitalia
    ^ Alot of truth in those words. Hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halla74 View Post
    ESTP = Embezzlement
    ENTP = Fraud
    ESFP = Racketeering
    ENTJ = Insider Trading
    INFJ = Hypnotist
    INTJ = Mafia Accountant
    INFP = Life Coach
    ISFP = Sexual Surrogate
    ISFJ = Interior Designer of Truck Stops
    ESTJ = Blackwater Interrogator
    ESFJ = Militant Trust Fund Baby
    ENFJ = Schizophrenic Fashion Mogul
    ENFP = Full Contact Yoga Instructor
    ISTP = CIA Field Operative
    INTP = X-Box Game Tester
    You were comparatively kind to us INFPs
    Often a star was waiting for you to notice it. A wave rolled toward you out of the distant past, or as you walked under an open window, a violin yielded itself to your hearing. All this was mission. But could you accomplish it? (Rilke)

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    ISTJ: "endearingly" racist white cop
    ESTJ: the high school disciplinarian principle who plays the role of hardass
    ISFJ: pushover housewife/mother content to be pushover housewife/mother
    ESFJ: goes to college, gets MRS degree, kills husband in his sleep

    ISTP: kills ESFJ's husband for a small fee, sleeps with ESFJ
    ESTP: sells used cars, fire-arms, pyramid schemes, drugs, and sex workers
    ISFP: cultivates flowers, buys heroin from ESTP
    ESFP: "Tell me about the rabbits, George."

    INFJ: writes books about Illuminati, UFO's, and black helicopters
    ENFJ: "finds Jesus", convinces friends to "find Jesus" and start a commune, busted by feds, everyone drinks kool-aid
    INFP: shoots heroin with ISFP
    ENFP: touchy-feely guidance counselor who touches so many students in so many ways

    INTJ: just schizoid enough to do analyze data sheets in a cubicle without feeling unfulfilled
    ENTJ: gives schizoid intj's data sheets to analyze, moves up corporate ladder after a few well-planned scandals/deaths...
    INTP: manages to divide by 0 and tears a hole in the fabric of the universe
    ENTP: cable news pundit with exaggerated sense of self-importance
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueinGreen View Post
    ISTJ: "endearingly" racist white cop
    ESTJ: the high school disciplinarian principle who plays the role of hardass
    ISFJ: pushover housewife/mother content to be pushover housewife/mother
    ESFJ: goes to college, gets MRS degree, kills husband in his sleep

    ISTP: kills ESFJ's husband for a small fee, sleeps with ESFJ
    ESTP: sells used cars, fire-arms, pyramid schemes, drugs, and sex workers
    ISFP: cultivates flowers, buys heroin from ESTP
    ESFP: "Tell me about the rabbits, George."

    INFJ: writes books about Illuminati, UFO's, and black helicopters
    ENFJ: "finds Jesus", convinces friends to "find Jesus" and start a commune, busted by feds, everyone drinks kool-aid
    INFP: shoots heroin with ISFP
    ENFP: touchy-feely guidance counselor who touches so many students in so many ways

    INTJ: just schizoid enough to do analyze data sheets in a cubicle without feeling unfulfilled
    ENTJ: gives schizoid intj's data sheets to analyze, moves up corporate ladder after a few well-planned scandals/deaths...
    INTP: manages to divide by 0 and tears a hole in the fabric of the universe
    ENTP: cable news pundit with exaggerated sense of self-importance
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    Lol!
    "There's no need to be embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nigel Tufnel View Post
    INFP - the graphic artist who makes a really cool design you can't wait to put in your report, until you later realize the floral patterns she designed in Illustrator look like female genitalia

    "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.."
    -Oscar Wilde



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    Quote Originally Posted by Triglav View Post
    ENTP- Economics/Finance

    In my defense, I am a terrible person.

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