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    Senior Member TSDesigner's Avatar
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    Talking MBTI Oxymoron thread

    How about posting some MBTI oxymorons, such as "homeless ENTJ?"
    I thought this might be a fun/funny thread.
    Let's see oxymorons for all 16 personality types.

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    Boring ESTP

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    To be honest, ENTJ's and homeless isn't as oxymoron as one might think. Since most people that end up in severe debt, get there due to unfortunate business affairs. A starting entrepeneur needs loans in order to start, if the idea doesn't pay off they can loose everything and end up on the streets. As far as entrepeneurs go, I'd say ENTJ is a pretty big portion of them. Then again, one could argue that the entrepeneurs that failed aren't ENTJ's and that's why they failed. So, I don't really know..

    But let's stereotype a bit!

    INTP nurse
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    ESFJ executioner
    ENFP accountant
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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    INFP CEO
    ISTP counseling psychologist
    () 9w8-3w4-7w6 tritype.

    sCueI (primary Inquisition)

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    An INTJ organ donor.

    An ISTJ with a personality.

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    An INTP with a vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajblaise View Post
    An ISTJ with a personality.
    Classy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackCat View Post
    ISTP counseling psychologist
    Oh, that got me laughing. The same goes for ESTP, though they could be quite efficient just telling everyone: Get a grip on ya'self for Christ sake! NOW!

    All right:
    ISTJ punk rockstar
    INFJ debt collector
    INTP salesman
    ESTJ poet
    INFP racing car driver

    PS I had a hardcore ESTJ boss once (really T, insensitive etc) and one time she came to ask my advice as how to deal with one employee. I was really busy, so without thinking I've just said: 'Just trust your feelings.'
    She didn't move and give me a long blank stare.
    I realised what & to whom I said it. I looked at her and we both burst out with laughter.
    My INFJ co-worker said that it looked 'evil'.

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    ESFP Bookkeeper
    ENTP Conciliator
    ISFJ Stunt Person
    ENFP Disciplinarian
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSDesigner View Post
    "homeless ENTJ?"
    Haha, I knew one.
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    I knew a boring ESTP once, he just used to rattle on about nothing, you could barely understand him because he spoke way too fast and left no space between his words. Basically he just made constant noise, very boring.
    Act your age not your enneagram number.

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