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MBTI Oxymoron thread

Gewitter27

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Valuable_Money

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Oh, that got me laughing. :D The same goes for ESTP, though they could be quite efficient just telling everyone: Get a grip on ya'self for Christ sake! NOW! :D

All right:
ISTJ punk rockstar

Not as unthinkable as you might think(wat)

Punk rock is one of the more cliquish sub cultures, alot of them are pretty obsessed over who is a "poser". I could seriously see a young wild and crazy ISTJ(or atleast as wild and crazy as ISTJs get) finding comfort in such a predictable and secure enviorment.
Also in regards to the ENTJ homeless guy thing, wasnt the guy from pursuit of happiness ENTJ? I dont remember that movie too well.

Heres one,

ENxP Bureocrat
 

Happyman

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Not as unthinkable as you might think(wat)

Punk rock is one of the more cliquish sub cultures, alot of them are pretty obsessed over who is a "poser". I could seriously see a young wild and crazy ISTJ(or atleast as wild and crazy as ISTJs get) finding comfort in such a predictable and secure enviorment.

Punk rock fan: yes. Every following suits them fine. Just check the ISTJs here, A LOT of them have sport clubs' emblemas as avatars. :) But a punk rockstar? The shouting, hating reality&past and wanting to change everything, vocalist like Johnny Rotten for instance? Hm...
[YOUTUBE="C8szRgIcYlY"]Sex Pistols![/YOUTUBE]

You judge ;)
 
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Lauren Ashley

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I wouldn't have any problems with collecting debts from morons.

Yup.

In fact, to the oxymoron list I'll add:

INFJ psychiatrist
Psychiatrist is a fitting profession for an INFJ; I wanted to be a psychiatrist when I was younger (and an actress/performer.. ;)). Also, psychiatrist is listed on countless sites as one of the ideal careers for INFJ, and I believe when I took the MBTi for career placement, psychiatrist was on the list of matches.
 

Valuable_Money

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Punk rock fan: yes. Every following suits them fine. Just check the ISTJs here, A LOT of them have sport clubs' emblemas as avatars. :) But a punk rockstar? The shouting, hating reality&past and wanting to change everything, vocalist like Johnny Rotten for instance? Hm...
[YOUTUBE="Sex Pistols!"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8szRgIcYlY&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

You judge ;)

By punk rocker I thought you meant a member of that general subgroup, not hte actual musicians. :D
 

Z Buck McFate

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Psychiatrist is a fitting profession for an INFJ; I wanted to be a psychiatrist when I was younger (and an actress/performer.. ;)). Also, psychiatrist is listed on countless sites as one of the ideal careers for INFJ, and I believe when I took the MBTi for career placement, psychiatrist was on the list of matches.


I’ve noticed this before, how ‘psychiatrist’ is always listed as a suggested career for INFJs. It’s often lumped together with psychology professions under the umbrella of ‘counseling/mental health care’. It’s pretty far removed from the counseling aspect of mental health care though. I worked in proximity to psychiatrists for several years and I’ve adopted a very cynical attitude toward the whole profession. I just really have trouble imagining anyone with Ni dom & F aux finding any sense of fulfillment with it as a career.
 
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Speed Gavroche

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Ghost of the dead horse

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PS I had a hardcore ESTJ boss once (really T, insensitive etc) and one time she came to ask my advice as how to deal with one employee. I was really busy, so without thinking I've just said: 'Just trust your feelings.'
She didn't move and give me a long blank stare.
I realised what & to whom I said it. I looked at her and we both burst out with laughter.
My INFJ co-worker said that it looked 'evil'. ;)
I lol'd :D
 

Liminality

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INFP Professional Wrestler

I'd be down with that; the cheesy scripts, the latex, pretend fighting. Although all those people...maybe...proffesional wrestler who fights alone? Like...a mime wrestler...

Okay maybenot.

IxTJ - clown for kids parties?
INFx - sword swallower/juggler?
 

Oom

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I'd be down with that; the cheesy scripts, the latex, pretend fighting. Although all those people...maybe...proffesional wrestler who fights alone? Like...a mime wrestler...

Okay maybenot.

IxTJ - clown for kids parties?
INFx - sword swallower/juggler?

What do you think all of those sad clowns are?
 

stellar renegade

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I knew a boring ESTP once, he just used to rattle on about nothing, you could barely understand him because he spoke way too fast and left no space between his words. Basically he just made constant noise, very boring.

hahahahaha, yes! As exceptionally lame as that guy might be, talking fast seems to be a theme for us ESTPs, and more than one has even been known to have a stuttering problem. ;)

Comes from trying to say an incredible amount in an incredibly small amount of time. Our mouths just can't keep up with our brains! :rofl1:

Or is it the other way 'round? :huh:
 

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ISTP-- Sex Therapist
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A student fraternity president ISTP:D
 
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