MBTI Oxymoron thread

[rowingineden]

Militaristic INFP.
Cuddly ISTJ.

 

[5231311252]

An NF with a sense of humor.

 

[miss fortune]

Cuddly ISTJ.

I have a cuddly ISTJ at home... it took him a year or so to warm up, but now he's a cuddle monster

and as for ESTP librarian, I would LOVE to be a librarian! I adore books, dislike loud people and like the smell of libraries!

I used to live with an ESTJ, an ENTJ and myself... we used to joke about our worst possible career choices...

ESTJ sensitivity councilor (just suck it up and quit whining you big baby!!!)

ENTJ councilor to unwed mothers (you should have kept your legs shut you little whore! ... she had definite opinions on matters )

and apparently the idea of me being an accountant was hillarious

 

[rowingineden]

I have a cuddly ISTJ at home... it took him a year or so to warm up, but now he's a cuddle monster

Ah, well, I can only think of two times in memory that my ISTJ dad has ever hugged me, so that's why I put that.

 

[Moonstone3]

INTP Medical Doctor with outstanding bedside manner-which is why I opted out of Holistic Health...

 

[Aleksei]

Cuddly ISTJ.

This statement can't be said to be oxymoronic of any type with Fi as anything higher than inferior.

 

[Venom]

ESFP Stock Salesmen

What? ESFPs can actually make great salesmen! IMO, any "get things going type" can have that salesman attitude (even more so than the typically cited ESTP). They can have that, "I know a guy..." for everything because they are such the life of the party!

 

[Coco]

An NF with a sense of humor.

False, look:

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

pwned u nub

 

[5231311252]

False, look:

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

pwned u nub

Oh look, I'm laughing.

 

[Coco]

Oh look, I'm laughing.

well thank u captain obvious!!!!! of course your laffing!!!
dude u totally lack mudkips and chuck nurris and women in the kitchen and all those apparently funny internet things

 

[DJAchtundvierzig]

ISFJ hermit

 

[DJAchtundvierzig]

Modest ESTP

 

[5231311252]

well thank u captain obvious!!!!! of course your laffing!!!
dude u totally lack mudkips and chuck nurris and women in the kitchen and all those apparently funny internet things

 

[garbage]

[stereotype]

----

[stereotype]

that's not true and you're terrible because (this one dude I know | I) ... ...

 

[Coco]

Thank you for this smiley. I greatly appreciate it; it makes me feel all fuzzy wuzzy in my heart :3

 

[rowingineden]

Thank you for this smiley. I greatly appreciate it; it makes me feel all fuzzy wuzzy in my heart :3

And then the NFs brought peace to the world by contaminating the water supply with their poisonous idealism and unconditional love, and the NTs rolled their eyes. The end.

 

[figsfiggyfigs]

Existentialist ESFP
Asexual ESTP
Clumsy ISTP
Lively ISTJ
Abnormal ESTJ
Moral ENTJ
Promiscuous INTJ
Pious ENTP
Normal INTP


Doesn't look very oxymoronic to me.

HEY! I have morals damn it!!

and one of my INTJ friends is a total man whore!!

 

[rowingineden]

HEY! I have morals damn it!!

and one of my INTJ friends is a total man whore!!

The INTJs I know of do whatever the hell they want sexually. Which is sometimes no one, and sometimes everyone.

 

[Patches]

Cuddly ISTJ.

*adds the ISTJ stamp of approval*

 

[skylights]

I�ve noticed this before, how �psychiatrist� is always listed as a suggested career for INFJs. It�s often lumped together with psychology professions under the umbrella of �counseling/mental health care�. It�s pretty far removed from the counseling aspect of mental health care though. I worked in proximity to psychiatrists for several years and I�ve adopted a very cynical attitude toward the whole profession. I just really have trouble imagining anyone with Ni dom & F aux finding any sense of fulfillment with it as a career.

to be serious for a moment (ha ha serious ENFP), it's very important to note that a psychiatrist is a medical doctor who deals with chemicals and the physical aspects of health while a counselor is a psychologist who deals more with the cognitive-behavioral aspects of health. they both overlap and work towards the same goal of helping people, but they work through very different routes. i agree that an NF would tend to have an easier time being a psychologist than a psychiatrist, simply because of the way we think. and there are both shitty psychologists and psychiatrists out there... psychologists who think they're madame cleo (or worse, who think they're psychiatrists) and psychiatrists like house... lol...

though of course, it's also important that generally each strategy is most effective when accompanied by the other.

xNxP Adult