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    filling some space UnitOfPopulation's Avatar
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    Yes. Please do!

    I'll have to let my ideas develop on a drinking night today, I'll write this evening

    ISTP: Everything I've learned of the opposite sex I've learned from cars and adapted to humans. Say, tuning their crankshaft.
    ENTP: my ingeniousity is expanding to handle the problems created by my ingeniousity.

    (thinks of Chuck Norris -inspired "ENTJ facts")
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    INTP: And that, my friends, is how to produce Nuclear Fusion effectively so we can have limitless clean energy. Now, has anybody seen my pants?
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    intp: my intellect outweighs my obese, stretchmarked ass

    esfp: you should've come out with us last night, you would've at least lost an ear

    istj: i'm leaving this note on the fridge as a formal complaint about the lack of adherence to proper note-leaving procedures

    enfj: Don't you want me to intrude on every aspect of your life?

    esfj: omg lol u guyz r lik mi bst frnds ^______^

    intj: i replaced my brain with 256-bit architecture during an operation long ago

    istp: i performed the operation using a spoon and some floss

    estj: i funded the operation and have been profting off of it for years behind everyone else's backs

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    All of them:

    ISFJ: You think I just "forgot" to give you a napkin?
    ESFJ: What?!? Don't just "thank" me, do you know how much time and effort I put in to making this just right for you? You're so unappreciative and insensitive!
    ISTJ: According to section 25, subsection c part i, that tire is 33 millimeters too far to the left. That needs to be fixed.
    ESTJ: Established procedure. Established procedure. Established procedure.

    ISFP: ...
    ESFP: I'm so in love with you... (45 minutes later after a trip to the grocery store) I'm sorry, but someone else has come into my life - I think she's the one
    ISTP: Would I rather play Russian roulette or be in a Mexican Standoff... hmm...
    ESTP: Dude, I'm gonna chug like 20 beers tonight and throw up all over myself - fuckin' right. (This all happens and he still takes the hottest chick at the bar home)

    INFJ: Why do you people keep following me?
    ENFJ: So we'll see you at the church social, right?
    INFP: I see that bird and am reminded of the cruel suffering of the people in Darfur. When will the West intervene?
    ENFP: When will people stop asking me if I'm on drugs all the time?

    INTJ: No. Wrong. No. Not true. You clearly don't get it.
    ENTJ: Why do it that way? Because it's the way I like it, do you need any other explanation?
    INTP: I've never smoked any marijuana in my life. Why does everyone automatically think I'm a stoner?
    ENTP: Finally, I've got it! Wait, it was due three days ago? FML

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    ISFP: La, la, la, life is beautiful.
    INTJ: You mindless SLAVES!!!
    INFJ: They "are" out to get you.
    ENTP: The FBI is watching you masturbate.

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    ESTJ boss: What are you doing? Lunch doesn't start until 12pm. Get back to work.
    subordinate: It's 12:02.
    ESTJ boss: We work until I say it's lunch time.
    subordinate: Ok cool (starts working again)
    ESTJ boss: OK, it's 12:03. Lunch time!

    ISTJ: OK, so you're saying that next Thursday you're going to be at the hospital all day, but Friday you'll be home all day? (takes out pocket calendar and begins to jot notes)
    friend: Well, it really depends on how things unfold this week. I won't really know until Wednesday night.
    ISTJ: (confused beyond all recognition)

    ESFP: I'm spending $2,400 to rent a cabin for the whole weekend and 60 people are going to show up. It's going to be so dope.
    friend: Why would you spend that kind of money for 2 days short days of pleasure, especially when you have other things you want to do with your money?
    ESFP: Cuz it's gonna be dope! You should come.
    friend: Nah, that's cool. I don't usually do stuff like that. Have fun though!
    ESFP: Dude, if you haven't done something like this before then you don't even know the definition of fun. I guarantee that nothing you've done in your life compares to this.

    friend (to INFP): This situation continually causes you grief. You should turn a new leaf and walk away from that situation so that you can find happiness again.
    INFP: I know. You're right. You're so right!
    friend: So, are you going to do it?
    INFP: I dunno.

    ENFP (at 11pm): Let's go out tonight!
    friend: It's too late!
    ENFP: Come on. I'm bored.
    friend: Well, maybe you should learn to occupy yourself with other things. I'm going to bed. Goodnight!
    ENFP (shocked and about to start crying)

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    ENFP: I use my emancipated gender-free creative powers of the mind to reform the world in intelligent thought, mostly by singing in the parties with a fishbowl on my head.

    ENTJ: Did you know how the human social interaction is governed by same principles as warfare? Why, not so? It's worked for me.
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    INFP: When it rains, it pours.
    INTP: When it rains, thank god for Air Resistance.
    INTJ: When it rains, test the PH of the water.
    INFJ: When it rains, it wants YOU.
    ENTP: When it rains, make turbines and use it to power your newest doohicky.
    ENTJ: When it rains, control it.
    ENFP: When it rains, go into the rain and sing "Singing in the Rain"
    ENFJ: When it rains, organize a family night in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by INTPness View Post

    ENFP (at 11pm): Let's go out tonight!
    friend: It's too late!
    ENFP: Come on. I'm bored.
    friend: Well, maybe you should learn to occupy yourself with other things. I'm going to bed. Goodnight!
    ENFP (shocked and about to start crying)
    YES! I lol'ed on this one. Problem for other people is they don't know what they're missing. My spontaneous nights out are the best ever.
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    "I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely." -Kim Basinger

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    Keep in mind, these are very, VERY insulting. I like to have a lot of fun with this. Also, if it's a type I don't know much about, I haven't put it here.

    INFP- The Weed Smoker
    "All I do is smoke weed. Every day of my life, and I don't give a SHIT!"
    Life's pointless, right? May as well give up everything you have for weed and drugs. You'll just feel good all the time, won't you? What could possibly go wrong? You'll never have to worry about anything.

    INTP- The Nerd
    You may consider yourself unique and different, and yeah, you are in the eyes of the world... if they can even see you. In online communities, you're the majority group! Oh, I'm sorry, you're actually a geek? Guess what- no one cares! And you're always questioning things. Can't you just accept some things the way they are?

    INTJ- The Whackjob
    Seriously, you've devoted your life to being weird. You frown upon people who conform and the like. You've probably got some schemes lined up to drastically change the world. I don't know what they are, but I hope they fail.

    ISTP- The Silent Rebel
    You don't care much for people. However, you do care for just about everything else that Earth has given you- plants, animals, inanimate objects, huge risks that'll probably get you killed, etcetera.

    ISTJ- The Watcher
    You never really do anything beyond what's simple and what you already know. You never say anything unless it's some comment in regard to something miniscule that isn't exactly the way it should be. Sigh...

    ENFP- The Wild Animal
    "Hahahaha! You can't catch me! Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya! You're no match for my stunning speed and sense of imagination!" You just love to be a nut, and you're especially fascinated by your counterpart, the ISTJ.

    ENFJ- The Deceiver
    "You're not my friend anymore. I hate you. Good-bye." (walks away) "Naw, I'm kidding!" (giggle)
    You really screw up people's lives with your skills of deception, you know that? I wonder if you even care. I mean, what, are you trying to just see how different people react, or are you trying to torture us? Seriously, come on.

    ENTP- The Troll
    You're seriously the only extroverted type that wishes they were introverted. Honestly, what the hell. Stop trolling forums and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

    ENTJ- The Dictator
    Being open to all sorts of possibilites and having no toleration of any BS has led you to be the natural dictator type of person. Maybe one day you'll convince the whole world that you're right about everything. Maybe no one will believe you because of how ridiculous everything you say sounds.

    ESTP- The Procrastinator
    Gotta wake up in the morning? Hit the snooze button. Need to buy an important book to read? Wait until the last minute to do it. Why not use the cheating device for that video game? It just makes life more fun. People love you because you're fun to be around, but good luck trying to have success when you've screwed up your own life so badly.

    ESTJ- The Spaz
    You just go ballistic when things don't go your way, which is obviously always the correct way. You generally follow laws and expect the same out of others. I mean, you're outgoing, but you just don't know how to be accommodating without being a jerk. Sheesh.
    Last edited by Max; 09-12-2009 at 11:04 AM.

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