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Give your shot at type parody

sgtmac_46

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Yes. Please do! :devil:

I'll have to let my ideas develop on a drinking night today, I'll write this evening :D

ISTP: Everything I've learned of the opposite sex I've learned from cars and adapted to humans. Say, tuning their crankshaft.
ENTP: my ingeniousity is expanding to handle the problems created by my ingeniousity.

(thinks of Chuck Norris -inspired "ENTJ facts")
Good stuff!

:yim_rolling_on_the_


INTJ: 'We can save $12,041.00 a year for the company.......all we have to do is fire 3/4 of the employees and replace them with machines........i've taken the liberty of preparing a list of those I consider dead weight and expendable.'

ENTJ: 'That's a brilliant idea! I'm glad I thought of it. I'll move forward with it immediately. Do the figures and see if I could save even more by firing the other 1/4!'

ENTP: 'I've got JUST the idea for the machines to do it......now where did I leave that damn (half-written) proposal?!'
 

sgtmac_46

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ENTP: No, that's not what I mean. You need to understand the principles of -- oh, look a cute little bunny! Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. Two men walk into a bar -- speaking of bars, my friend Dave just passed the bar exam, isn't that great? Anyway, like I was saying, that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail just cracked me up. "African or European," brilliant. :rofl1:

+1 for Monty Python reference! :thumbup:
 

sgtmac_46

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I meant single as in there is no exception to this rule I have found, and I know you are making fun of my wording and incredibly low Fe along with it. It means that if I asked every NT I knew, 100% would give a positive reaction to Monty Python.

:yim_rolling_on_the_

That is SO INTP of you!
 

sgtmac_46

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I don't believe that it was implied that types other than NTs disliked it. I believe the hypothesis was that all NTs loved it, which appears to have been disproved by some NT input!

But yes, Monty Python is fun for all types :D

:rofl1:

This conversation is turning in to funny stereotypes of type!
 

Gewitter27

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5w4
INTP: Now that I've finally fathomed the secrets of the universe, I can finally spend time with trivial things such as combing my hair, taking a shower, and sorting my socks.
INTJ: I've just discovered that I could make myself ruler of the world in 4 easy steps!
ENTJ: I beat you to that punch, INTJ!
ENTP: Nobody seems too impressed with my 100m tall robot that can level cities in minutes. That's a downer. What else can I do? Hmm...
 

sgtmac_46

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INTP: Now that I've finally fathomed the secrets of the universe, I can finally spend time with trivial things such as combing my hair, taking a shower, and sorting my socks.
INTJ: I've just discovered that I could make myself ruler of the world in 4 easy steps!
ENTJ: I beat you to that punch, INTJ!
ENTP: Nobody seems too impressed with my 100m tall robot that can level cities in minutes. That's a downer. What else can I do? Hmm...

Quite accurate.
 

Haphazard

Don't Judge Me!
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ENFJ
(call him on Wednesday)

ME: Hey, let's go to X restaurant on Saturday evening. P and A will also be there.
IxTJ pal: Hmm...
ME: It's just a restaurant... you know... I'm not asking you to go to Mombasa...
IxTJ: Evening, you say?
ME: Yeah.
IxTJ: What time, to be exact?
ME: (thinking "fuck knows!") 7-ish. We'll be done by 9-ish.
IxTJ: But the buses that come to my area end at 10.
ME: We'll be done at 9. Exactly.
IxTJ: Hmmm...
ME: Ok, I'll drop you off at home. I'll even pick you up from home.
IxTJ: I'll think about it and tell you tomorrow.
ME: (Thinking: "YOU'RE THE HARDEST EFFING PERSON TO THROW A SURPRISE B/DAY PARTY FOR!!!")

It's sad how true this is.
 

Ghost of the dead horse

filling some space
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:hi: besides a few skits i can honestly say i'm not a fan. i get it, i understand it i just don't find it as amusing as others do.maybe it's because it was down my throat as a kid as something i should like.
I didn't first like it, because my elder brother was like a (bad) walking monty python skit in a way. Fast forward few years.

I laughed my ass off at brian's life, and some other stuff when I found them :D Some of the skits are absolute masterpieces.
 

Grungemouse

Widdles in your cream.
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INFP: And so, the search for self-identity continues... *sigh*
 
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