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    (call him on Wednesday)

    ME: Hey, let's go to X restaurant on Saturday evening. P and A will also be there.
    IxTJ pal: Hmm...
    ME: It's just a restaurant... you know... I'm not asking you to go to Mombasa...
    IxTJ: Evening, you say?
    ME: Yeah.
    IxTJ: What time, to be exact?
    ME: (thinking "fuck knows!") 7-ish. We'll be done by 9-ish.
    IxTJ: But the buses that come to my area end at 10.
    ME: We'll be done at 9. Exactly.
    IxTJ: Hmmm...
    ME: Ok, I'll drop you off at home. I'll even pick you up from home.
    IxTJ: I'll think about it and tell you tomorrow.
    ME: (Thinking: "YOU'RE THE HARDEST EFFING PERSON TO THROW A SURPRISE B/DAY PARTY FOR!!!")

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    Quote Originally Posted by INTPness View Post
    ENFP (at 11pm): Let's go out tonight!
    friend: It's too late!
    ENFP: Come on. I'm bored.
    friend: Well, maybe you should learn to occupy yourself with other things. I'm going to bed. Goodnight!
    ENFP (shocked and about to start crying)
    +1Haha.

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    ENTJ: I'm in control. I'm so in control. I can relax too, would you believe? Doesn't it just spell perfection? Did I tell you how I achieve it by controlling the amount of control I'm controlling?

    ESFP: I'm so fun. I have so much fun. I don't know for sure what's fun but it's a good sign if the 10 ESFP around scream about it.

    ENFJ: I'm a fan of just the right tv-shows, celebrities and opinion leaders, being a bit one of myself, too. And look whom I know! I don't know what it's all for, but hell, doesn't it just spell p-o-w-e-r?
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoretime View Post
    All of them:
    ISFJ: You think I just "forgot" to give you a napkin?
    There is no emoticon that can accurately express how hard I laughed at this.

    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    INTJ- The Whackjob
    Seriously, you've devoted your life to being weird. You frown upon people who conform and the like. You've probably got some schemes lined up to drastically change the world. I don't know what they are, but I hope they fail.
    You'll be the first one I dump into the shark tank!
    "There's no need to be embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees!"

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    INTJ: If you think evil has a limit, you are sorely mistaken.
    INTP: Hey hey!!!! I've got another random, useless trivia fact!
    ENTJ: You'd be surprised just how under my control you actually are.

    ENTP: You'll never believe it. I just discovered a machine that can randomly spout trivia facts!
    INTP: I was never told that I was a machine before.
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    I'm interested in what you percieve me to be. Johari/Nohari

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    ENTP: No, that's not what I mean. You need to understand the principles of -- oh, look a cute little bunny! Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. Two men walk into a bar -- speaking of bars, my friend Dave just passed the bar exam, isn't that great? Anyway, like I was saying, that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail just cracked me up. "African or European," brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenian200 View Post
    ENTP: No, that's not what I mean. You need to understand the principles of -- oh, look a cute little bunny! Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. Two men walk into a bar -- speaking of bars, my friend Dave just passed the bar exam, isn't that great? Anyway, like I was saying, that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail just cracked me up. "African or European," brilliant.
    Monty Python's Flying Circus and Monty Python and the Holy Grail are unmatched masterpieces. BTW, I haven't met a single NT who doesn't like Monty Python.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gewitter27 View Post
    BTW, I haven't met a single NT who doesn't like Monty Python.
    So the married ones don't like it, huh? I'll have to remember that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenian200 View Post
    So the married ones don't like it, huh? I'll have to remember that.
    I meant single as in there is no exception to this rule I have found, and I know you are making fun of my wording and incredibly low Fe along with it. It means that if I asked every NT I knew, 100% would give a positive reaction to Monty Python.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenian200 View Post
    So the married ones don't like it, huh? I'll have to remember that.
    "There's no need to be embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees!"

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