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    Freshman Member simulatedworld's Avatar
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    Default A phrase for each function

    A variation on the "shit happens" theme with the religious descriptions...

    Se: Shit happens.
    Si: Better safe than sorry, and wallowing in a pile of shit.
    Ne: What does this shit do?!
    Ni: Must we continue to throw shit at each other like monkeys on typewriters?
    Te: Shit had better happen on schedule.
    Ti: This shit had better make sense.
    Fe: Here, want some of my shit?
    Fi: I hope this shit feels right to me.
    If you could be anything you want, I bet you'd be disappointed--am I right?

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    Yeah, try selling this to coprophobiacs.

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    I lol'd.
    "All humour has a foundation of truth."
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    Phrases for when lacking the function.

    Se: "Ouch! dammit."
    Si: "Oops.."
    Ne: "Look! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh.. it's a smudge on my glasses."
    Ni: "What do you mean, I have no clue?"
    Te: "Today is friday?"
    Ti: "Wait, I have a left over screw.."
    Fe: "Ow, you broke your ankle. Here, some money to go get a cab."
    Fi: "I think I feel sick... I better go eat some and find out for sure.."
    ~Self-depricating Megalomaniacal Superwolf

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