A phrase for each function

[simulatedworld]

A variation on the "shit happens" theme with the religious descriptions...

Se: Shit happens.
Si: Better safe than sorry, and wallowing in a pile of shit.
Ne: What does this shit do?!
Ni: Must we continue to throw shit at each other like monkeys on typewriters?
Te: Shit had better happen on schedule.
Ti: This shit had better make sense.
Fe: Here, want some of my shit?
Fi: I hope this shit feels right to me.

 

[Phantonym]

Yeah, try selling this to coprophobiacs.

 

[Costrin]

I lol'd.

 

[Fluffywolf]

Phrases for when lacking the function.

Se: "Ouch! dammit."
Si: "Oops.."
Ne: "Look! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh.. it's a smudge on my glasses."
Ni: "What do you mean, I have no clue?"
Te: "Today is friday?"
Ti: "Wait, I have a left over screw.."
Fe: "Ow, you broke your ankle. Here, some money to go get a cab."
Fi: "I think I feel sick... I better go eat some and find out for sure.."