Negatives are too often clouded in self pity, sometimes expressed in too an encouraging environment.
"No you're not, you're just lovely"
What else? Negatives can be told as a joke, meant to express the idea of opposite via various methods. Some kinds of jokes draw attention to person's good qualities, actually working as an advertisement for them.
Then there's token negatives.
"Ahh I rule the world, but I have bad hair".
Lets get on with this. I want to go to the real negatives before half my readers quit. No, I don't want unrealistically completely negatives too; just the truth.
So. Just to get me started..
-jealous of people who have "life", meaning friends and community (more than I)
-disappointed I'm not any more intelligent
-disappointed my personality has been crafted at some point of a life, I'm not some "true, unaltered, ''' organic ''' person (if there are some)".. or "child of nature".. it's completely, unalterably, unrevocably impossibly for me, ever
-i've lost 5 years of my life
-i've got no taste in clothes in the last 5 years, and i've tried to emphasize the importance of ideas over appearance, noticing I have to give up. I feel like a bum wearing what I have.
huh that's enough for now.