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    Default MBTI Type Humor

    I'm not sure if there's another thread with type humor that's already been started here; if so, I'm sorry for the repetition but anyways.

    I was browsing the web the other day and found some examples of type humor (you've probably seen these).

    An example is the "Glass is Half Full or Empty?" question, followed by the 16 MBTI types listed below the title. Each type has a generalized outlook/statement/reaction beside it that attempts to convey how they would look at the situation.

    The point of this thread: care to make some new ones?


    Here's one to begin. Feel free to change the topic:



    What would each type think/do...
    If Trapped on a Desert Island:

    ISTJ:
    ESTJ:
    ISTP:
    ESTP:
    ISFP:
    ESFP:
    ISFJ:
    ESFJ:
    INTP:
    ENTP:
    INTJ:
    ENTJ:
    INFJ:
    ENFJ:
    INFP:
    ENFP:

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    What would each type think/do...
    If Trapped on a Desert Island:

    ISTJ: Now who do I micromanage?
    ESTJ: Well it's good to be in charge...
    ISTP: It's good to get a break from humanity and chill...
    ESTP: How the hell do I get outta this wretched place?
    ISFP: Want...food...bed...
    ESFP: I'm sooo bored!
    ISFJ: Chillaxing was fine for a hour, but now I really gotta get outta here...
    ESFJ: Would have organised several ways outta there within hours
    INTP: Excellent...
    ENTP: This sounded funnier than it is...
    INTJ: I am Lord and Master over this realm..!
    ENTJ: Now who am I Lord and Master over..?
    INFJ: I've been sent here to save the island!
    ENFJ: As long as I have my friends and family... I don't?!
    INFP: As long as I have a Man Friday type to deal with the practical needs of surviving, I think I'm in heaven...
    ENFP: Jeez, I thought this was dessert island?
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    If Trapped on a Desert Island:

    ESTJ: Tirelessly collects coconuts
    ISTJ: Counts, categorises and inventories ESTJ's coconuts
    ISTP: Fashions a spear and promptly kills a shark
    ESTP: Starts selling coconuts to the highest bidders
    ISFP: Kicks back under a palm tree and enjoys his holiday
    ESFP: Can't stop talking about having a Luau
    ESFJ: Organises a Luau
    ISFJ: Worries about everything
    ENFP: Demands protection for the rest of the lagoons sharks
    INFP: Climbs the nearest mountain and gets back intouch with his inner self
    INTP: Goes into withdrawal due to lack of technology
    ENTP: Fashions a hotair balloon out of banana leaves and seaweed rope and laughs at the others as the wind carries him away
    INTJ: Lectures the ISTJ on the inefficiencies in his counting system
    ENTJ: Starts planning a 13 story tree hotel
    INFJ: Envisions a new idyllic societal structure for the island
    ENFJ: Says "come on everyone, follow me!" as he paddles out to sea on a log only to drift back three days later

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    Quote Originally Posted by dynamiteninja View Post
    What would each type think/do...
    If Trapped on a Desert Island:

    ISTJ: Now who do I micromanage?
    ESTJ: Well it's good to be in charge...
    ISTP: It's good to get a break from humanity and chill...
    ESTP: How the hell do I get outta this wretched place?
    ISFP: Want...food...bed...
    ESFP: I'm sooo bored!
    ISFJ: Chillaxing was fine for a hour, but now I really gotta get outta here...
    ESFJ: Would have organised several ways outta there within hours
    INTP: Excellent...
    ENTP: This sounded funnier than it is...
    INTJ: I am Lord and Master over this realm..!
    ENTJ: Now who am I Lord and Master over..?
    INFJ: I've been sent here to save the island!
    ENFJ: As long as I have my friends and family... I don't?!
    INFP: As long as I have a Man Friday type to deal with the practical needs of surviving, I think I'm in heaven...
    ENFP: Jeez, I thought this was dessert island?
    these are hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by erinavery View Post
    these are hilarious!
    Thank you kindly! I never normally do things like this...
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    Who even dares post after that masterpiece?

    Perfecto, dynamite!
    "No ray of sunshine is ever lost, but the green which it awakes into existence needs time to sprout, and it is not always granted to the sower to see the harvest. All work that is worth anything is done in faith." - Albert Schweitzer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anja View Post
    Who even dares post after that masterpiece?

    Perfecto, dynamite!
    Heh heh. Thank you very much Anja! I should do non-list related posts more often! :P
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    Sorry to see your dazzling wit seems to have murdered the thread.
    "No ray of sunshine is ever lost, but the green which it awakes into existence needs time to sprout, and it is not always granted to the sower to see the harvest. All work that is worth anything is done in faith." - Albert Schweitzer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anja View Post
    Sorry to see your dazzling wit seems to have murdered the thread.
    Drats.
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    You can share the blame with Quinlan, his were also funny too.

    Ok let's see if we can revive this, try another one: Types and Driving

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