I'm not sure if there's another thread with type humor that's already been started here; if so, I'm sorry for the repetition but anyways.
I was browsing the web the other day and found some examples of type humor (you've probably seen these).
An example is the "Glass is Half Full or Empty?" question, followed by the 16 MBTI types listed below the title. Each type has a generalized outlook/statement/reaction beside it that attempts to convey how they would look at the situation.
The point of this thread: care to make some new ones?
Here's one to begin. Feel free to change the topic:
What would each type think/do...
If Trapped on a Desert Island: