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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    OK Here are some car ones...

    While riding with some friends in my new Toyota


    ISTJ: Good mileage in this model.
    ESTJ: Fairly good mileage in this model.
    ISTP: Put your foot down.
    ESTP: The acceleration sucks.
    ISFP: Nice stereo. Love that new car smell.
    ESFP: Turn it up! I love this track!
    ISFJ: Let me drive. You must be tired.
    ESFJ: You can tell a good driver by how the passenger feels. Brake earlier.
    INTP: *Thinking* Toyota~Hybrid~Hydrogen~Honda *scribbling on paper
    ENTP: Have you seen Toyota's latest concept car.
    INTJ: I know a quicker way home.
    ENTJ: Take this way. Turn left now! Turn right now!
    INFJ: Buy a Prius next time.
    ENFJ: Here's my Prius dealers card.
    INFP: I drive a Prius.
    ENFP: It's gorgeous!
    Yeah, and I do own a Prius...now in need of a brake job
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    These are all fantastic.. and maybe why Fuzzcrossed asked if i have a Prius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lorkan
    ESTJ: Okay, so I'm supposed to spend 1 hour with my new lady because it will please her pity emotions. Well I guess, it could work... for now.
    I wish this weren't so true...
    *thinks of her ESTJ boyfriend*

    I wish this weren't so true, too... ^-^;;;
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    Quote Originally Posted by lorkan View Post
    ESTJ: Okay, so I'm supposed to spend 1 hour with my new lady because it will please her pity emotions. Well I guess, it could work... for now.
    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    I wish this weren't so true...
    I am so glad it IS true. Don't lose time on my emotions. There are much more interesting things in the world! What about building a trebuchet?
    If you want to console a sad ENTP, get him/her started on a project

    INTP: Analyzing: q+x+ds*{error} = else if - x+? = logical .... ok I'm in love

    ENTP: I've never felt like this before. I feel like I can do anything.... (quits job, to live on the streets and preach like a prophet about the experience of love)
    Fairly accurate. Mix them up and you get me. I'll preach about my analysis of love
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamske View Post
    Don't lose time on my emotions. There are much more interesting things in the world! What about building a trebuchet?
    This is the most ENTP-ish ENTP-ism I've ever seen!
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    ENTP-ism! (I was exaggerating a bit. But I'm sure that, if you find me in a dip, "let's build a trebuchet" would get me out of it much quicker than "talk about your feelings".)

    Reminds me. I was trying to find type metaphors. Maybe these fit into a type humor thread:

    Positive ones:

    as reliable as an ESTJ
    as diligent as an ISTJ
    as social as an ESFJ
    as loyal as an ISFJ

    as visionary as an ENTJ
    as independent as an INTJ
    as interested as an ENTP
    as cool as an INTP

    as connected as an ESTP
    as creative as an ISTP
    as warm as an ESFP
    as tolerant as an ISFP

    as motivating as an ENFJ
    as helpful as an INFJ
    as enthousiast as an ENFP
    as sweet as an INFP

    Negative ones:

    as bossy as an ESTJ
    as stick-in-the-mud as an ISTJ
    as protective as an ESFJ
    as clingy as an ISFJ

    as dictatorial as an ENTJ
    as evil as an INTJ
    as bored as an ENTP
    as dorky as an INTP

    as dodgy as an ESTP
    as affectionless as an ISTP
    as shallow as an ESFP
    as lazy as an ISFP

    as manipulative as an ENFJ
    as proud as an INFJ
    as whimsical as an ENFP
    as irrational as an INFP
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    If you're going for generic stereotypes, I think you mixed up INTP ("cool") and ISTP ("creative"), wouldn't you say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by simulatedworld View Post
    If you're going for generic stereotypes, I think you mixed up INTP ("cool") and ISTP ("creative"), wouldn't you say?
    Just go with it.

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    I just wanted to make things like... if you want to say something is very hard, you say it's hard as rock, or as diamond. If you want to say someone is very cool, is he as cool as an ISTP? Or as cool as an INTP?
    To me, both types seem quite cool, actually, but in a different way.

    The ones I'm the most proud of are (unsurprisingly) the contradictory ENTP ones.

    Type humor again?
    An ISTJ, an ENFP and an ISFP walk into a bar... what happens?
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    I know!

    The ISTJ nods to the barman and says "The usual." The barman taps him a pint of ale.
    The ISFP smiles, because that's the way he knows his ISTJ friend.
    The ENFP nods to the barman and says "The usual."
    The ISFP is totally flabbergasted.

    The barman is flabbergasted, too.
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