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    ISTJ: Lists a million reasons why this car is the best one
    ESTJ: I own the road!
    ISTP: I named my car
    ESTP: I will make this car better
    ISFP: This car is ideal for zipping about
    ESFP: This car is sexy!
    ISFJ: I like my car more than I let on
    ESFJ: I value my car's practical functions
    INTP: Cars are for idiots
    ENTP: I have a bad car
    INTJ: This car is better than that car because...
    ENTJ: This car has a secret weapons arsenal
    INFJ: This car is saving the environment
    ENFJ: This car has family space
    INFP: I don't care about cars
    ENFP: I take the bus
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    OK, I will try...

    What would each type think/do...
    If Trapped on a Desert Island:

    Comments while eating coconuts…
    ISTJ: One coconut each will provide base nutritional requirements.
    ESTJ: One coconut a day is only sustainable in the short term. We need to grow something.
    ISTP: I’ll fashion an arrow head from the shell.
    ESTP: Catch! *Throws coconut*
    ISFP: Let’s find some fruit. And use the shells to brew alcohol to keep us warm.
    ESFP: Look at this! *Holds empty coconut shells as breasts*
    ISFJ: Let me help you with that coconut. *wrenches it from hands* Here you go.
    ESFJ: Did you wash your hands in the sea?. Salt kills germs you know.
    INTP: Go away. I’m thinking of how to improve our coconut situation.
    ENTP: What about if we…We could make a long…
    ENTJ: Look useless! This is how you split a coconut!
    INFJ: This Spartan existence of coconuts will cleanse our souls
    ENFJ: Being on this island is a blessing in disguise. She needs to drop a kilo or two.
    INFP: Something like purgatory…being on a desert and eating only coconuts.
    ENFP: Let’s play bongos with the shells! Woo Hoo!
    INTJ: What a bunch of clowns! Wait until they hear my plan for the coconuts.

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    Glad to see this thread is being enjoyed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    ESFP: Look at this! *Hold empty coconut shells as breasts*

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy View Post
    OK, I will try...

    What would each type think/do...
    If Trapped on a Desert Island:

    Comments while eating coconuts…
    ISTJ: One coconut each will provide base nutritional requirements.
    ESTJ: One coconut a day is only sustainable in the short term. We need to grow something.
    ISTP: I’ll fashion an arrow head from the shell.
    ESTP: Catch! *Throws coconut*
    ISFP: Let’s find some fruit. And use the shells to brew alcohol to keep us warm.
    ESFP: Look at this! *Holds empty coconut shells as breasts*
    ISFJ: Let me help you with that coconut. *wrenches it from hands* Here you go.
    ESFJ: Did you wash your hands in the sea?. Salt kills germs you know.
    INTP: Go away. I’m thinking of how to improve our coconut situation.
    ENTP: What about if we…We could make a long…
    ENTJ: Look useless! This is how you split a coconut!
    INFJ: This Spartan existence of coconuts will cleanse our souls
    ENFJ: Being on this island is a blessing in disguise. She needs to drop a kilo or two.
    INFP: Something like purgatory…being on a desert and eating only coconuts.
    ENFP: Let’s play bongos with the shells! Woo Hoo!
    INTJ: What a bunch of clowns! Wait until they hear my plan for the coconuts.

    There can’t be any large-scale revolution until there’s a personal revolution, on an individual level. It’s got to happen inside first.
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    OK Here are some car ones...

    While riding with some friends in my new Toyota


    ISTJ: Good mileage in this model.
    ESTJ: Fairly good mileage in this model.
    ISTP: Put your foot down.
    ESTP: The acceleration sucks.
    ISFP: Nice stereo. Love that new car smell.
    ESFP: Turn it up! I love this track!
    ISFJ: Let me drive. You must be tired.
    ESFJ: You can tell a good driver by how the passenger feels. Brake earlier.
    INTP: *Thinking* Toyota~Hybrid~Hydrogen~Honda *scribbling on paper
    ENTP: Have you seen Toyota's latest concept car.
    INTJ: I know a quicker way home.
    ENTJ: Take this way. Turn left now! Turn right now!
    INFJ: Buy a Prius next time.
    ENFJ: Here's my Prius dealers card.
    INFP: I drive a Prius.
    ENFP: It's gorgeous!

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    haha!! omg i love these!!
    There can’t be any large-scale revolution until there’s a personal revolution, on an individual level. It’s got to happen inside first.
    -Jim Morrison

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    Quote Originally Posted by dynamiteninja View Post
    ENTP: This sounded funnier than it is...
    Haha good job, I lawl'd
    The probability that I was procrastinating when I was typing this post:

    P(have big assignment due) = 0.6
    P(posting on TypoC) = 0.2
    P(having big assignment due | posting on TypoC) = 0.7

    P(posting on TypoC | having big assignment due) = .......


    Eh, I'll finish it later.

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    ISTP: Well comb to the deseterd is land... what? Hey look an extremely dangerous towering viney mountain to climb!

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    entp: the cat still gives me the creeps
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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