Yeah, it's fair to say I'm cynical--why do you say ISFPs are more prone to this, though? Both are Te-inf. You also have to keep in mind I've got 8- and 6-fixes, which lend themselves to cynicism. (I had this same trouble figuring out the core 4).
Eh, we'll talk about it. I'm going out of town tonight for a long time, so the thread will happen when it happens.