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    @.~*virinaĉo*~.@ Totenkindly's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by nottaprettygal View Post
    Maybe it's the fact that there is a dirty little creature in my home that I never invited inside. You know, besides my husband.
    Oh, he's not THAT little!

    Quote Originally Posted by JivinJeffJones View Post
    +1 for the chunky peanut-buttered trap. I killed about 16 mice in 48 hours with that stuff. Fortunately we have some aggressive ants in my part of the world to dispose of the corpses. Very elegant and clean skeletons afterwards.
    holy cow.

    (Speaking of that, can they strip a cow in under 2 minutes?)

    Quote Originally Posted by Martoon View Post
    ...Bats are adorable! Okay, so I have a thing for rodents. Oh, okay, so it's critters in general.
    Maybe you could catch the mice, dress them up in cute little rubber bat suits, then fling them across the street with a homemade trebuchet.

    Just sayin'.

    Quote Originally Posted by rhinosaur View Post
    Hmm, this thread also reminds me of the other night, when I was rudely awakened by a big spider crawling over my face.
    SHRIEK

    No spiders.
    None.
    Nada.

    Now you've got me recalling that "fear factor" episode where the guys had to get their girlfs' out of those large coffins while they were covered in tarantulas.

    I need a shower, my skin aches.

    Quote Originally Posted by nottaprettygal View Post
    Ahhh, why did I click that!? Eww. Eww. Do they even exist in the U.S.? If so, I'm never showering again.
    waaa -- we can run but we can't hide... or shower?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rhinosaur View Post
    Yeah, that's them. They're okay when they're not eg running at your half-asleep face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    (Speaking of that, can they strip a cow in under 2 minutes?)
    I wouldn't know, but they can strip 16 mice corpses clean in 24 hours. If a cow had been running around in my house, eating my tobacco rolling-papers I might be in a position to satisfy your morbid curiosity.

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    Clean the house!
    "The only time I'm wrong is when I'm questioning myself."
    Haight

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    Normal crickets I can handle. Camel crickets -- No way. :horor:

    I am a bad lady that poisons mice because I'm spacey and forget to check the traps and don't remember until they start smelling. With the poison they usually wander off somewhere outside my house to die.

    My cats will kill mice, but they don't eat them. That would be too normal and convenient. No, they put them in the bathtub for safekeeping and playtime.
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    stupid cats.
    She talks pretty but says mean things

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    Just took this:

    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    I love you so much right now. Nobody ever understands my moth thing!
    Aww. See, that story doesn't seem odd to me because I would have acted similarly. I think the worst part about a moth in the house is that 15-20 seconds after someone tries to hit it with an object (and misses) and you have no idea where it flew off to. It could be down your shirt, under your pillow, or in your hair. NO ONE KNOWS! It's a very tense moment.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    Oh, he's not THAT little!
    That what she said.

    Yesssssssssss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haight View Post
    Clean the house!
    Oh yeah. I'm scared though. I need a flashlight to look under the radiator.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Just took this:
    Holy crap. I don't recommend going outside today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JivinJeffJones View Post
    I wouldn't know, but they can strip 16 mice corpses clean in 24 hours. If a cow had been running around in my house, eating my tobacco rolling-papers I might be in a position to satisfy your morbid curiosity.
    I bet one of those would scare the hell out of rhinosaur if it landed on his face while he was asleep!


    .... hmmm... maybe a cow dressed up in a rubber bat costume?
    ("I'm BATCOW!" Not very stealthy though, the damn cowbell keeps giving her away.)

    Quote Originally Posted by nottaprettygal View Post
    ... I think the worst part about a moth in the house is that 15-20 seconds after someone tries to hit it with an object (and misses) and you have no idea where it flew off to. It could be down your shirt, under your pillow, or in your hair. NO ONE KNOWS! It's a very tense moment.
    ugh. I don't know how they do it. It's like a stealth plane, they just disappear.
    Those thousand-leggers do that too. Grrrr.....
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