Good job! Not only do you talk the talk of the foodie, you walk the walk. Still, you know in your heart that there is a pretty good chance Anthony Bourdain would never want to be your friend. Ironically, this only makes you love him more.
i'm not a great cook, but i am obsessed with food.
...but I make my own food all the time! Albeit, I'm not very advanced. I just fry and boil things, everything else makes too much of a mess and is a waste of time, seeing as how I'm not that interested in food. I have salt and pepper and cold sauces with basically everything, sometimes I spice it up though if I want something hot/spicy. Tabasco, cayenne pepper... fuck it I don't care. Sometimes, people are so pretentious with their silly foods. I suppose I am in other areas as well, so I accept it.