(1) That room is perfect in all ways...EXCEPT the chandelier.
(2) Come to think of it, that damn chandelier looks like a blastula, which, to the biologically uninformed is the mass of cells a Zygote evolves into after a sperm and egg unite to form life. Who the hell wants to be illuminated by a Blastula?!?!?! This is a major fashion emergency. Help me, Jenaphor, you're my only hope. What is the remedy? What chandelier would make this room live up to its otherwise perfect badassery?!?!