After 2 seconds of deliberation just now, after having read the title of the thread and the first line in your post, I came to the conclusion that you are INFJ. Then I scrolled down and found that I was correct.
<3 the INFJ's need to compare everything to sex; especially food. And to compare just about anything to the foods they like most. I'll never get it, but it will never cease to amuse me.
"If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. But do not care to convince him. Men will believe what they see. Let them see."