Oh right, I've eaten fried mars bars, the fried sweets and choclates where popular in Scotland for a while and they are available in some fast food or chip shop outlets in northern ireland too.
I just think of Elvis Presley's heart attack sandwiches as being the worst, bannana and peanut butter on white bread deep fried? Man!
I can't fathom why you think that something which actually contains peanut butter (good for you in moderate amounts) and bananas (always healthy) being deep fried as worse than you eating high-fructose-corn-syrup-preservative-laden candy bars deep fried. The candy is worse man, just know.
Not that any of it's good.
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