User Tag List

123 Last

Results 1 to 10 of 24

  1. #1
    Priestess Of Syrinx Katsuni's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    MBTI
    ENTP
    Enneagram
    3w4?
    Posts
    1,238

    Default Nachoes... OF THE GODS!

    These are no ordinary nachoes.

    Oh no. No, not ordinary. Not even able to be called nachoes really. "plain old nachoes" HA.

    These... these are pure win nachoes.

    These are nachoes the like of which the world has never seen before.

    These are the nachoes that when yeu die and go to heaven and ask for nachoes, yeu will recieve these, and then yeu will DIE AGAIN from how much pure awesome is packed into them!

    These... are the nachoes... OF THE GODS!




    - 1 bag nachoes! (durr whot'd yeu expect?) I used Doritoes zesty cheese nachoes for it

    - 1 jar of cheeze nacho dip; I used a 400ml jar of tostitos salsa con queso

    - 1/2 can of black olives (about 250ml)

    - 1/2 jar jalapino peppers (about 200ml)

    - 1 large tomato, just slightly under ripe, not fully red yet; keeps it from getting too mushy when cooking

    - 1/2 package of hot itallian sausage; I can get the stuff like it's hamburger, rather than having to get sausages and cut them open, yay for being able to skip a step!

    - Frank's redhot sauce (about 5 tbsp, yes I'm insane)

    - 1-2 tbsp lemon juice

    - 2 tbsp ground cayenne

    - 1 tbsp fresh ground black peppercorn

    - 2 tbsp oregano

    - chili flakes (sprinkle on top)

    - parmesan cheese (grated; also sprinkle on top)




    How to make:

    Brown the sausage meat by frying pan; olive oil works well here.

    Add the cheese salsa dip, just pour it into the pan, drain the black olives and add those. Yeu can just pick the jalapinos out without having to drain, a little more spice to the sauce doesn't hurt here at all. If yeur jalapinos are whole, slice them into more managable sizes, roughly about the size of the black olives. Same dealie with the black olives, actually; slice them if they're whole.

    Add the rest of the ingredients after these are stirred in, make sure to dice the tomato into tiny chunks.

    Bring sauce to a boil on medium heat, then let it simmer but don't cover it. I forgot to check the clock so I have no clue how long for, but just leave it until it seems like it's probably done. Let it sit for a few minutes after so it finishes thickening, then get a nice big plate or bowl of nachoes, and pour the sauce on top.

    Makes enough for about 1 bag of nachoes.




    Warning: Bring milk. Or chocolate milk. Just don't drink pop or beer with these, they're spicy enough that most people won't be able to handle them with just a simple water based drink.

  2. #2
    Habitual Fi LineStepper JocktheMotie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    8,193

    Default

    Katsuni. Thank yeu so much! I love spicy foods!



  3. #3
    Pumpernickel
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    MBTI
    ENTJ
    Posts
    1,960

    Default

    Spellcheck ftw

  4. #4
    Priestess Of Syrinx Katsuni's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    MBTI
    ENTP
    Enneagram
    3w4?
    Posts
    1,238

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by JustHer View Post
    Spellcheck ftw
    Spellcheck is a lie! Even "Spellcheck" shows up as improper spelling under spellcheck. Actually so too, does "ftw". 100% of yeur entire post is wrong under spellcheck!

    So... no nachoes for yeu!

    Even if they're technically nachos. But they should be nachoes. So they are. SO THERE!


    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Katsuni. Thank yeu so much! I love spicy foods!
    Welcome of course! Spicy's where it's at! If yeu want "real" food, yeu should know yeu're eating it. Not something yeu find yeu've been munching on for the last 10 minutes and didn't notice. No, yeu should put it in yeur mouth and it should knock yeu to the ground and curb stomp yeu, and tell yeu that yeu don't deserve to taste its' pure epic winness >=O

  5. #5
    Habitual Fi LineStepper JocktheMotie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    8,193

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Katsuni View Post

    Welcome of course! Spicy's where it's at! If yeu want "real" food, yeu should know yeu're eating it. Not something yeu find yeu've been munching on for the last 10 minutes and didn't notice. No, yeu should put it in yeur mouth and it should knock yeu to the ground and curb stomp yeu, and tell yeu that yeu don't deserve to taste its' pure epic winness >=O
    I tell everyone who will listen [my walls] that spicy foods are the reason I haven't gotten sick in about 8 years. That all those baby fetuses I eat. Stem cells are great!



  6. #6
    Priestess Of Syrinx Katsuni's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    MBTI
    ENTP
    Enneagram
    3w4?
    Posts
    1,238

    Default

    Unfortunately I get sick pretty often. And I think I lost my voice once due to it... I'm pretty sure I had a minor burn in my throat from way too much spicy stuffs which caused alot of other problems that led up to that.

    Oh well.

    Spicy is still win. But only if it tastes good. Why so much indian food is meh. Sure it's hot, but the flavour sucks on half their dishes. The other half are nice though.

  7. #7
    Emerging Tallulah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    MBTI
    INTP
    Posts
    6,028

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Katsuni
    1/2 package of hot itallian sausage; I can get the stuff like it's hamburger, rather than having to get sausages and cut them open, yay for being able to skip a step!

    - Frank's redhot sauce (about 5 tbsp, yes I'm insane)

    - 2 tbsp ground cayenne

    - 1 tbsp fresh ground black peppercorn

    - chili flakes (sprinkle on top)
    This would literally kill me. How are you still walking around?
    Something Witty

  8. #8
    Habitual Fi LineStepper JocktheMotie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    8,193

    Default

    Actually not a huge Franks Red Hot fan, seems more sweet to me than anything. More of a Sriracha person myself. Burns the hair right out of your nostrils!



  9. #9
    Geolectric teslashock's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    MBTI
    ENTP
    Enneagram
    7w6
    Posts
    1,690

    Default

    Typology Lesson #407: Unless you want to have a coronary, don't hire an ENTP to be your personal chef.

  10. #10
    Magical BlackCat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    MBTI
    ESFP
    Enneagram
    9w8 sx/sp
    Socionics
    SEE Fi
    Posts
    7,002

    Default

    These sound pretty damn tasty, leave out all of the spicy stuff besides the jalapenos and it sounds good.
    () 9w8-3w4-7w6 tritype.

    sCueI (primary Inquisition)

Similar Threads

  1. In Praise of a God: The OFFICIAL Halla Appreciation Thread
    By Nonsensical in forum The Fluff Zone
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: 08-04-2010, 09:37 PM
  2. What is the god of this world?
    By Risen in forum Philosophy and Spirituality
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 07-23-2010, 01:43 AM
  3. God is a function of the unconscious?
    By highlander in forum Philosophy and Spirituality
    Replies: 49
    Last Post: 03-30-2010, 11:35 PM
  4. Pot Pies: Food of the Gods?
    By Ivy in forum Home, Garden and Nature
    Replies: 43
    Last Post: 08-13-2007, 12:11 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO