A few months ago I was at a bar and asked for whiskey. The bartender gave me this disdainful look and started rattling shit off- you know, the whole 'whiskey is a complicated business and obviously you don't know shit' deal. He ended with, "So what do you want." I rolled my eyes at him and said, "Uh, whatever's cheapest?"
Dude, I'm at some dinky bar in the midwest. Do you think I'm here to savor your glenfidditch or what-the-hell-ever or do you think I'm looking to get drunk?
Alcohol snobs. Jeez.
So... homeless guy. As long as he's not producing something fruity.