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    Quote Originally Posted by Lateralus View Post
    Maybe the monkeys are genuinely interested in the women, but they're too shy to approach, so they resort to rude gestures.


    The best solution is to make the place a sex convention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natrushka View Post
    It reminds me of something I read about elephants this summer. Scientists say the elephants are suffering stress from loss of habitat and witnessing the slaughter of others elephants and are generally becoming more aggressive, attacking villages, killing people.
    That elephant thing was really sad I remember seeing that on TV.

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    Sounds like wildlife officials should implement some wildlife diversity training to teach the monkeys how to behave!

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    I expect that at least part of this story is exaggeration on the part of the locals

    For an example of such exaggeration, see British blamed for Basra badgers
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    Wow that is disturbing and hilarious.

    Perhaps the monkeys' gestures and language should be studied so that the problem can be addressed in their own language and on their terms? Maybe the women should gesture back? It might be a way of establishing boundaries or something.

    Think like a monkey, walk like a monkey, talk like a monkey...
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    Necessity has no law.

    Show 'em who's boss.
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    than to serve and obey them. - David Hume

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon View Post
    Distributing a few small-caliber rifles and training the women in their use would solve this problem quickly.
    I know, I had this image in my head of, you know, TOMB RAIDER running through the jungle shooting at sexual harrassing monkeys.. that was ruined when it said

    "The town has been warned by the Kenya Wildlife Service not to harm or kill any of the monkeys, as it is a criminal offence."

    it's like, okay that's weird.. whatever happened to "every citizen has a right to bear arms in defence of himself."? LOL

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    Hire some men to sexually harass the monkeys back, and hope the monkeys are really homophobic.

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    monkeys are very aggressive and i warn all travellers of this.

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