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    Quote Originally Posted by chickpea View Post
    god bless america
    lol... now that you've said that I think that adding a box of bullets to the list seems almost necessary
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    lol... now that you've said that I think that adding a box of bullets to the list seems almost necessary
    if i had a gun they might be on there. except i don't want to kill carnival people so probably not. ooh cotton candy
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    if i had a gun they might be on there. except i don't want to kill carnival people so probably not. ooh cotton candy
    you could probably rob them of their cotton candy so that you don't have to pay and then disappear into a mirror maze so that they can't find you
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    you could probably rob them of their cotton candy so that you don't have to pay and then disappear into a mirror maze so that they can't find you
    perhaps
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    perhaps
    I now await the news report
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I now await the news report
    but i don't even own a gun. do you see the flaw in the plan if i spent money on a gun just for this i could get more cotton candy for a price of a gun and so much effort time=money
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    but i don't even own a gun. do you see the flaw in the plan if i spent money on a gun just for this i could get more cotton candy for a price of a gun and so much effort time=money
    how about a squirt gun?

    and you could fill it with strawberry jam so that it'd look like blood when you shot someone and then you could pretend to shoot yourself in the mouth but get to eat jam instead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    how about a squirt gun?

    and you could fill it with strawberry jam so that it'd look like blood when you shot someone and then you could pretend to shoot yourself in the mouth but get to eat jam instead?
    no one with an iq over 60 is gonna believe jam is blood. it has seeds
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