Whiskey and Coke:
Xoz of Whiskey (well or better)
Remainder of glass w/ Coca-Cola (specifically)
Bring teapot/pot/etc. full of water to boil
Turn off stove (do not burn your tea)
Add teabags to water as directions suggest
Fill a pitcher with 1 1/4 cups Sugar
Wet a paper towel, wring
Lay paper towel over the pitcher's opening
Pour Hot tea (after letting it sit) through wet paper towel into sugar
Stir. (with wooden spoon if possible)
Add cold water and ice until pitcher is full.
After pouring a glass notice that the tea is perfectly clear (of debris from teabags) when held up to light.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
--Isaac Asimov, Salvor Hardin in "Foundation"
Nothing is worse than active ignorance.
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
I just made chocolate-banana smoothies for me and my son with bananas, almond milk, a Fudgesicle, and Ovaltine. I couldn't help but think how much better it would be with some hooch in it. I'm thinking Baileys or Kahlua or both.
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-anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii