Pepperoni Is For Idiots

[Mal12345]

 

[Eluded_One]

An ENTJ friend of mine always wipes down the grease off a pizza with a paper towel. If you plan to eat shitty food, do it right. Until I saw this video, I thought he was the only person within this solar system that does this. Must be his NI doing contradictory shit that only makes sense to the function user.

 

[Mal12345]

An ENTJ friend of mine always wipes down the grease off a pizza with a paper towel. If you plan to eat shitty food, do it right. Until I saw this video, I thought he was the only person within this solar system that does this. Must be his NI doing contradictory shit that only makes sense to the function user.

Your ENTJ friend could learn a lot from our INTJ friend Maddox.

My wife buys or orders pepperoni pizza all the time, and I have always asked her to order something else for me. I think it's funny that "pepperoni" is Italian for "peppers," so even on the merely linguistic level pepperoni is a sucky idea.

Way back before I knew any better I would paper-towel over the pepperoni pizzas mainly because I don't like hot grease spilling down my chin, onto my shirt. The little pepperonis are shaped like dishes designed to hold the grease. The only thing Italian about it is the grease. Many times the pepperoni itself was kind of dry and bland, so perhaps the grease was used to disguise the yucky dryness.

 

[gromit]

Now I have no friends and I couldn't be happier.

 

[Mal12345]

I just had a memory from way back when I used to literally take the pepperoni off the pizza.

 

[Eluded_One]

Your ENTJ friend could learn a lot from our INTJ friend Maddox.

My wife buys or orders pepperoni pizza all the time, and I have always asked her to order something else for me. I think it's funny that "pepperoni" is Italian for "peppers," so even on the merely linguistic level pepperoni is a sucky idea.

Way back before I knew any better I would paper-towel over the pepperoni pizzas mainly because I don't like hot grease spilling down my chin, onto my shirt. The little pepperonis are shaped like dishes designed to hold the grease. The only thing Italian about it is the grease. Many times the pepperoni itself was kind of dry and bland, so perhaps the grease was used to disguise the yucky dryness.

How did the hot pizza grease drip down your chin? Are you folding your pizza in half like you would a paper airplane?

 

[Beorn]

How did the hot pizza grease drip down your chin? Are you folding your pizza in half like you would a paper airplane?

Is there any other way to eat a pizza?

 

[Eluded_One]

Is there any other way to eat a pizza?

*raises nose very high*

 

[Beorn]

*raises nose very high*

 

[Cimarron]

Is there any other way to eat a pizza?

That's the New York way, but not the Pizza Hut way. Pizza Hut et al, you don't need to fold. Because....well, just look at it.

 

[indra]

Now I have no friends and I couldn't be happier.

lol

 

[prplchknz]

if i'm an idiot for liking pepperoni then i don't want to be smart.

 

[Showbread]

An ENTJ friend of mine always wipes down the grease off a pizza with a paper towel. If you plan to eat shitty food, do it right. Until I saw this video, I thought he was the only person within this solar system that does this. Must be his NI doing contradictory shit that only makes sense to the function user.

Nope, I most definitely do this as well. Except I mostly eat vegetarian pizza, much less greasy.

 

[TheCheeseBurgerKing]

This guy is a F*&&tard

 

[Evee]

This guy is a F*&&tard

No he's not, he's the man.

 

[Evee]

Yeah, you're right. He's so healthy. The soda that he drank at the end is perfectly nutritious, but the pepperoni?
ARE YOU F*&&ING KIDDING ME???
PEPPOR-F*&&-ING-RONI?!?!?!

Yea, no, you and him are both idiots.

Personal insults are against the rules and may lead to banning.

Also, no, i'm not kidding you, and, yes, pepporoni.

 

[Opal]

Pepperoni blows.

 

[TheCheeseBurgerKing]

Personal insults are against the rules and may lead to banning.

Also, no, i'm not kidding you, and, yes, pepporoni.

Yeah, no, you'll probably live a longer and healthier life than me because I eat pepperoni and you don't.


For the record, I prefer bacon. .

 

[Opal]

Pepperoni blows.

...bacon out of the water.

 

[Evee]

Yeah, no, you'll probably live a longer and healthier life than me because I eat pepperoni and you don't.


For the record, I prefer bacon. .

I am actually indifferent to pepperoni. I don't know where you got the idea that I am anti-pepperoni because I never even said that. I'm not a huge fan of it but I don't hate it either.