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    Default Women - How To Pee Standing Up

    http://www.amazon.com/Stand2pee-Teac...dp/B0044ZIP7M/

    "The only Hollywood-produced instructional DVD that teaches women how to pee standing up without the need of a funnel, gadget or device. Never squat again while hiking, camping or on long road trips; stop worrying about hovering over dirty seats, and when available, stand confidently at a urinal. In a single day you can learn a skill that will be useful any time you are away from home. Companies have been making funnel-type devices that direct your pee for nearly 20-years, and while these gadgets can serve a purpose, most are bulky or environmentally unfriendly cardboard for a single-use. If you forget your FUD (female urinary device) you are SOL (squatting on land)."
    "Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
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    Already know how. All it takes is a pole or tree to hold on to. Then you just stick your butt out to avoid your pants. Pretty easy
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicolita View Post
    Already know how. All it takes is a pole or tree to hold on to. Then you just stick your butt out to avoid your pants. Pretty easy
    But do you come with an instructional DVD?
    "Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal12345 View Post
    But do you come with an instructional DVD?
    no
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.
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    I used to squat all the time when I was a kid playing outside beat bothering going back in. Got in trouble for it since it was down the driveway and my house was on a busy street.....oops

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    And I thought it was only ESFJs who had this natural talent. Since they are so worried they might miss out on something

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    I used to squat all the time when I was a kid playing outside beat bothering going back in. Got in trouble for it since it was down the driveway and my house was on a busy street.....oops
    Some kid that lived next door to my mom just dropped his pants, squatted down in the open, and took a shit when he was in sixth grade. She saw the whole thing.

    Peeing outside was always a helpful tool as a kid, but after my mom told me that story, I made sure to be aware of my surroundings before doing my duty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_Red View Post
    Some kid that lived next door to my mom just dropped his pants, squatted down in the open, and took a shit when he was in sixth grade. She saw the whole thing.
    no idea why this strikes me as so freaking funny, but it does.

    In case anyone else was wondering:

    She tells the women the secret: holding your skin aside so as to not break the pee stream, spreading and locking your knees, and abruptly starting and stopping the stream like a man to prevent drizzling. The students start pantless in the shower, and graduate to streaming with pants on, zipper down, into a toilet and, lastly, a urinal.

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    Just make sure to do it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skylights View Post
    In case anyone else was wondering:
    She tells the women the secret: holding your skin aside so as to not break the pee stream, spreading and locking your knees, and abruptly starting and stopping the stream like a man to prevent drizzling. The students start pantless in the shower, and graduate to streaming with pants on, zipper down, into a toilet and, lastly, a urinal.
    Why the hell do I need to do that.. ever?
    Urinals are vile.
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