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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal12345 View Post
    Benadryl makes me see spiders.
    Jellin.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicolita View Post
    Jellin.
    Benadryl also causes worse things that I don't want to mention.

    But the spider thing didn't bother me until one morning I woke up on my back, opened my eyes, and "saw" a huge orange spider suddenly drop straight down at my face like an image from hell.
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    My podiatrist is a pretty cool guy. Today was my second, and perhaps last, office visit with him.

    He said the stretches I need to do only take a few minutes out of my day. I said, "Yes, along with all the other things I'm supposed to do to take care of myself, leaving no free time." He laughed at that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal12345 View Post
    Benadryl also causes worse things that I don't want to mention.

    But the spider thing didn't bother me until one morning I woke up on my back, opened my eyes, and "saw" a huge orange spider suddenly drop straight down at my face like an image from hell.
    This is beyond funny for me.

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    i took 700 mg of lamotrogine...
    shallow breathing..
    couldn't get words out...
    mouth dry...
    couldn't control hands...
    eyes couldn't focus together...
    and
    i couldn't walk...

    never again. it was basically like dying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saudade View Post
    This is beyond funny for me.
    Have you turned into a hater?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mal12345 View Post
    Have you turned into a hater?
    Sigh.

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    Oh yes, when the doctor's assistant asked me how much pain I was in, I said "zero" because sitting in that podiatrist lounge chair I was literally in zero pain.

    When the podiatrist came into the room, he was ecstatic that my pain was gone. But then I explained that "yes, I'm in zero pain because I'm sitting in this chair." He laughed.

    He's the first male doctor I've liked in perhaps forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xisnotx View Post
    i took 700 mg of lamotrogine...
    shallow breathing..
    couldn't get words out...
    mouth dry...
    couldn't control hands...
    eyes couldn't focus together...
    and
    i couldn't walk...

    never again. it was basically like dying...
    Even dirt would be a better treatment than most of the shit doctors prescribe these days.
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    I can't wait until medical marijuana becomes federally legal, and then Obamacare can pay for it!

    Actually, I don't really care, but that will be fun to watch.
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