I'm considering in investing in cosmetic surgery...

[Tiltyred]

There's my eye. Sorry about the mascara flaking. Eyes are interesting when they have different colors in them, I think.

 

[The Ü™]

I can't get my webcam to focus properly for closeups.

 

[Tiltyred]

Your essence is kind of like Lauren Bacall, if you wanted a female counterpart. What do you think? Elegant, fine bones, sultry.

 

[Tiltyred]

Ah, ok. If you have a camera, use the macro setting, the one where you see the little Tulip. As opposed to Auto-Focus. Anyway, you don't want blue eyes. I bet your eyes are fascinating.

 

[The Ü™]

Here's the best I can get it with my webcam:

 

[Tiltyred]

I think I prefer a V neck on him than a crew neck. I think the V neck brings out his features better. See what you think about a V neck on yourself. Or a shirt with a collar unbuttoned so a V shape forms beneath your face. It helps emphasize the angles.

 

[The Ü™]

A better one:

And why are blue eyes so bad?

 

[The Ü™]

No offense, but can you take down that image and perhaps post it in my blog? I don't want anyone but non-members viewing my photos. Thanks.

 

[Tiltyred]

Ok. I'll delete the post, that's quickest. Otherwise I don't know how. Count to ten.

 

[Tiltyred]

Blue eyes are fine, I just think hazel eyes are more interesting.

 

[Haight]

No offense, but can you take down that image and perhaps post it in my blog? I don't want anyone but non-members viewing my photos. Thanks.

Aren't you posting photographs of yourself in this thread?

 

[The Ü™]

Aren't you posting photographs of yourself in this thread?

Nope. I'm just linking them. (Eye photos are obscure enough to warrant posting here, though.)

 

[Haight]

Nice edit.

 

[Tiltyred]

Stop wearing black. Try some colors on and take pictures so I can see.

 

[The Ü™]

I only own dark clothing.

 

[Tiltyred]

That needs to change. I said why on your blog but I'll say it here -- black is harsh on your skin and it's accentuating shadows. It makes the shadows under your eyes look darker and the lines from your nose to your mouth (which are normal, I'm not saying there's anything wrong there). You will see a huge difference in just a change of color. We might have to work a little to find which are the best for you, but stop wearing black near your face. That will be a big improvement by itself. Go to a store and take your camera with you, and take pictures of yourself in different colors in the fitting room. You will see when you examine the pictures what different colors do to your face, and you will see that black is not doing you any favors.

 

[The Ü™]

That needs to change. I said why on your blog but I'll say it here -- black is harsh on your skin and it's accentuating shadows. It makes the shadows under your eyes look darker and the lines from your nose to your mouth (which are normal, I'm not saying there's anything wrong there). You will see a huge difference in just a change of color. We might have to work a little to find which are the best for you, but stop wearing black near your face. That will be a big improvement by itself. Go to a store and take your camera with you, and take pictures of yourself in different colors in the fitting room. You will see when you examine the pictures what different colors do to your face, and you will see that black is not doing you any favors.

A white shirt.

 

[Tiltyred]

So INCREDIBLY much better. Wow.

And srsly, what is this shit about you hate your hands?? I am a hand freak and you have beautiful hands. Ok, people are gonna think I'm coming on to you, so lest you think that and we all get uncomfortable or something, which I am kind of -- I'm not coming on to you, I'm just speaking my mind. I'm starting to think you hate everything that's nice about you. *boggle*

 

[The Ü™]

My hands look very feminine to me.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

My hands look very feminine to me.

Jacking off must be awesome.