I guess I'll join the team that doesn't like Bacon and finds it overrated.
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman
I love bacon too, I even have this whole way of making it PERFECTLY in the microwave (really yes it's better in the microwave than fried, IMO) by wrapping it in paper towels and taking it out and flipping it and potentially applying new paper towels every two minutes until it's perfectly, evenly crispy as possible yet not at all burnt...but your post totally made me think of this:
"Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey