Serious answers only please. I didn't start this for it to get littered with stupid jokes.
I want to know if the women on the forum do self-exams? I do sometimes, but more often than not, they just freak me out. Both my grandmother and great aunt had breast cancer back in the 1960s, post-menopausal, and it was not fatal for either of them.
There's a debate about whether or not women should self-exam because of the potential to cause unnecessary anxiety, but then there's also the very real idea of early detection.